Scott Gray

Sometimes it's sarcasm, but sometimes it's not. Twitter's for Phish, gaming, politics, and sports, in vaguely that order.

[Scott Gray @whovianscott]

This might be the funniest thing ive ever come up with:
"Dating me is like a tornado... you might end up dead in a bathtub covered by a mattress"

[Scott Gray @whovianscott]

He learned a lesson bouta messin with the wife of a jealous man. #jimcroce greatest lyric ever #leroybrown #lyrics

[Scott Gray @whovianscott]

Howe, Dewey, Cheatem Law Firm.
Note: we aren't great at conjunctions...
#lawyerjokes

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Last summer, news broke that Greg Abbott ordered state troopers on the border to “push small children back into the Rio Grande.”

I passed an amendment to ban this inhumane practice.

Tonight, Texas Republicans REMOVED that amendment — and they couldn’t even tell me why.

[Scott Gray @whovianscott]

Sko Buffs!!!!!

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

April 26, 1993: **NSFW** After a 5-3 loss to Detroit, Kansas City Royals manager Hal McRae goes on one of the greatest postgame meltdowns ever

[Scott Gray @whovianscott]

@katystoll Obviously "none of these"... It's Dateline

[Scott Gray @whovianscott]

@alamodrafthouse Popcorn w/ butter... dipped in queso

[Scott Gray @whovianscott]

@MikeESPNSA @SASportsStar @SpenceESPNSA @treyanastasio with @phish
https://t.co/0lwduDswoF

[Scott Gray @whovianscott]

You know what they say, "A paintings worth a thousand dollars."

[Scott Gray @whovianscott]

@BenChinapen

[Scott Gray @whovianscott]

@BenChinapen

[Josh Radnor @JoshRadnor]

New song I just finished called 'The Hero's Dose.' I kept wanting to laugh as I struggled to hit the high note at the end of the chorus. Song's also up on my YouTube channel, along with many others.

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

I’m on Top of a Thing .

[Scott Gray @whovianscott]

@BenChinapen When a**holes from high school don't realize you learned how to talk shit back...

[Scott Gray @whovianscott]

@mattselman @TheSimpsons Matt "Duke's Mayo" Hell'mann

[Scott Gray @whovianscott]

@BenChinapen

[Comrade Phteven @PhriendlyCody]

ive literally been laughing for an hour now