Charlie Griffiths

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Mum, I think greyhounds are the cats of dogs.

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Mum, do you think animals have heart attacks?

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Dad, what would the world be like if animals were as conscious as humans?

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Mum, do you think insects break their legs if they fall a long way?

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Dad, do snails travel faster when it’s wet?

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Dad, why do we have fingernails and toenails?

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Mum, there is literally an unspoken rule that you can eat pasta with your top off.

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Dad, that’s why I don’t want kids… because I would hate to have to look after me.

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Mum, do pirates still exist?

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Dad, being bald must save you money… you don’t need to buy shampoo, you can just use body wash. And you don’t need to pay for haircuts.
<You’d need more sun cream though.>
Yeah… you might have to buy more hats.

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Dad, how do bald men make their heads so shiny?

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Dad, you know things that you see that shouldn’t be possible? For me, skateboarding’s one of them.

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Dad, how big were your hands and, like, feet, when you were my age?

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Mum, do you think animals can commit suicide?

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

<Charlie, why do you always play Fortnite as a female character?>
Because their skins are sweatier.

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Dad, the qualities I would want in a house are: Big, in the country-ish, good wi-fi.

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Dad, do you shave your armpits?

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Dad, which one is the mozzarella one... and why does one say zzanl on it?

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Mum, how many people are there in the US? 380 million? I still reckon Brits could out drink them. It’s probably only Aussies that would give us a run for our money.

[Charlie Griffiths @whydad]

Dad, were you pale when you were a kid?