Samuel McCandless

I'm uninteresting and have done nothing worth discussing.

[Samuel McCandless @whydoitweet727]

Congress was just asked for additional $33B in funding for Ukraine. Quite a jump from the $880M a month ago and the total $2B given since 2020. Countdown to $1T bets?

[Samuel McCandless @whydoitweet727]

Few inventions have such a staggering effect on the day to day life of humans as the snooze button.

[Samuel McCandless @whydoitweet727]

I’m ready to be a twit again.

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

COMPILATION: Debunking the medias “right wing” Joe Rogan narrative. Video by @0rf for Breaking Points

https://t.co/F3BxugtQlH

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Conservatives continue to suck off every corporation on the planet except for Moderna and Pfizer. It’s like hey let’s keep that skepticism when Amazon locks employees in cages, or Walmart pays people in pop tarts. Maybe life being run by conglomerates not good across the board!

[Max Verstappen @Max33Verstappen]

Felt really good to come home to a factory of World Champions 🟠

Thank you to everyone for the warm welcome today and more importantly for your hard work over the past year 🙏

[Formula 1 @F1]

Work this one out 🤷

#RussianGP #F1

[Samuel McCandless @whydoitweet727]

@IAmEspycat @TheBiplane_tv @carissaaguiar This makes me want to open Hearthstone packs again.

[mark normand @marknorm]

Having a treadmill at your house is a home run

[Max Verstappen @Max33Verstappen]

Here we go 🦁 #UnleashTheLion #FrenchGP 🇫🇷

[Stacy Kam @StaceAileen]

My marriage be like 😄

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Get vaccinated so you can die in a shooting.

[Stacy Kam @StaceAileen]

When your @KongToys “ballistic” “ripstop” toy lasts less than 5 hours 🤷🏻‍♀️💸

[Samuel McCandless @whydoitweet727]

@UberFacts I used to think that drinking anything while driving was illegal, and that it didn’t make sense if you could use a straw and therefore not take your eyes off the road.

[Samuel McCandless @whydoitweet727]

@StaceAileen Dios

[Samuel McCandless @whydoitweet727]

@StaceAileen Whoaaaaa name drop.

[Samuel McCandless @whydoitweet727]

@StaceAileen This didn’t age well

[Samuel McCandless @whydoitweet727]

Made my quarterly round of the twitter sphere, see you next February! #WhyDoITweet #TwitterIsLame #IFeelCoolForNotUsingItALot #IThinkItsTooFewCharactersToHaveAnyConversationIn #Burn #WaitThisMoreThan120Characters #GuessTheyRealizedItToo #StillLame #TwitterBurn #Bye #PSLLife.

[Samuel McCandless @whydoitweet727]

@StaceAileen Ombeee