Hyelee

[donni saphire @donni]

Things will be fine, eventually, in thousands of years, for rocks

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

think smarter not harder

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

classic

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

Halfway through this book and can’t put it down

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

me: when I was your age a paperclip named Clippy would help me write letters to my friends

kid: sure grandpa let’s get u to bed

[mel @yourpalmel]

Literaleigh is a beautiful name for a girl ❤️

[The Onion @TheOnion]

O’Hare Airport Unveils New 950-Mile Moving Walkway To Dallas-Fort Worth https://t.co/rtZ9VhikFG

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Hand feeding garbage to my roomba when its battery is low

[Abdallah Fayyad @abdallah_fayyad]

Just insane writing.

[Hyelee @whyelee]

@julesrules1994 @jmurffff No, they didn’t deny it.. They changed their name to IHob for a little bit to promote adding burgers to their menu

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle]

credit card chip machines are like:

- DO NOT remove your card
- DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card
- take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground