Robbie (parody)

I rant about many things...

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

If you, @HouseDemocrats are putting your careers and legacies above country in this election, go fuck yourself.

Every house dem calling on Biden to step down is not-so-tacitly stumping for trump.

Biden is the nominee. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up until after November.

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

Lol. So if @DOGE can't actually retain its own employees, wouldn't that significantly impede its own "efficiency"? 🤔

https://t.co/ltofTNdRhQ

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

@Support can't create a new account. No support options available. Form linked by DM auto-reply no longer exists. Please advise

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

ISO lawyer to sue @FedEx.
Their print center fee structure is predatory.
According to employees, this is a new system that explicitly removes the ability to add funds to a session: they knew what they were doing. They designed it this way.
Seems like a major class action lawsuit

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

@PIOErikScott This appears to be the real link:

https://t.co/1hWtL2mITx

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

AI is fucking everywhere and yet I can’t get my @Apple iPhone to turn “Id” into “I’d” without 5 more clicks to shove in a stupid fucking apostrophe because it seems we are in severe lack of actual intelligence.

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

Ooooooh ominous warnings how scaaaaary 😏

What, Pootie Tang gonna nuke us before his little pet is installed?

Preposterous.

https://t.co/ZWzq7jgkjW

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

It didn't take long for the regret to set in, huh?

Stupid is as stupid does, and gosh are a lot of Americans stupid.

https://t.co/BgiWNDH39c

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

Private Bone Spurs wants to make the military as WEAK and PATHETIC as him.

How a Trump presidency could lead to a purge at the Pentagon - https://t.co/edMXKohBGP

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

If you voted for him, you sold out America.

You stabbed her in the back.

You voted for a traitor and you asked him to treason again.

And he will.

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

@AppleSupport App Store Connect is down or something
The developer portal appears to be working

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

@JDVance was bleach injections "common sense" policy you keep bringing up? 🤔🤨

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

@Angry_Staffer Little baby hands trump

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

I guess if game recognize game, lame recognize lame, huh?

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

Raise your hand if you are both voting for @realDonaldTrump and know who TF @PM_ViktorOrban even is..

That's like running for class president and getting the pee-smelling kid who picks his nose and eats it that everyone tries to avoid at all costs as your sole voucher..

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

Isn't it so amazing how in 2025 modern leading (paid) operating systems still CAN'T FUCKING WAKE UP FROM SLEEP AND WORK EFFECTIVELY!?

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

Today, in the wide world of weirdos:

Musk embraces Trump and scorns subsidies. But Tesla still lobbies for US benefits - https://t.co/EmV6hM5xn3

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

Wow, I didn't have "Trump is too much of a wuss to debate" on my bingo card.

What a scared, sniveling, weak, little "man".

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

@DNC @HouseDemocrats Anyone who thinks that the US Presidency is one man is ignorant of basic politics and government in this country

If we lose Biden, WE LOSE HIS (for the most part) VERY GOOD ADMINISTRATION

If we gain Trump, WE GAIN HIS (100%) TERRIBLE, TREASONOUS REGIME OF AN ADMINISTRATION

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

@DNC @HouseDemocrats Anyone who thinks that the US Presidency is one man is ignorant of basic politics and government in this country

If we lose Biden, WE LOSE HIS (for the most part) VERY GOOD ADMINISTRATION

If we gain Trump, WE GAIN HIS (100%) TERRIBLE, TREASONOUS REGIME OF AN ADMINISTRATION

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

Does no one else remember how we all but forced Biden to run in 2020, and then we said "he can't possibly win the nomination" and then he did handily, and then he "couldn't win against Trump" and then he did, handily, and everyone was like "well even a dead frog could beat Trump"

[Robbie (parody) @WhyIsRobbieMad]

@DNC @HouseDemocrats The alternative approach would have been to pull a Regan.
Doesn't even have to be Jill running Joe, it could be ChatGPT for fucks sake.
Deep Fake for President

Trust me, Weekend At Biden's would be a much better movie than Trump 2: Judgement Day