Josh Yotty

Coarse operator; out-of-context quoter. Welles-type Falstaff. Doomerism is abetment. Home cocktail guide:

[Josh Yotty @whynot]

I look at my peers and I feel as though I’m falling behind, like I should have been through at least two divorces by now

[Josh Yotty @whynot]

what if the blackberry clickwheel, but it doesn’t really click per se and isn’t a wheel

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Management sim set during the Bronze Age collapse where you are a metals trader and increasingly have to pass off inferior grades of copper

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15 years of the inexplicable https://t.co/YGO1RbbqK4

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gaslit gatekept girlbossed

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who would win? one category 4 hurricane OR thousands of square miles of impervious surface

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hear shart attack

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james spader crash fanedit

[Honey @benegotherit]

The new Zelda game has taught me that I could never have assassinated Shinzo Abe. My contraptions are so weak

[Josh Yotty @whynot]

RIP Jack Rebney, to this day I still use “Will ya do me a kindness?” to ask for a favor

[Josh Yotty @whynot]

I’m old, I don’t care anymore, and I don’t want to “set up” anything. For good and for ill, this place was a glorified IRC network. It ends with a whimper. Good night and good luck.

[Rep Alex Ramel @AlexRamel]

More than 700 people were killed by cars in WA last year. We know that higher hood heights and more weight makes vehicles more dangerous, especially to pedestrians. Today I introduced legislation that would require sellers to disclose that risk.

https://t.co/iCgnIVQ4UK

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

I think we can all agree the funniest story of the last three years is all the VCs/tech people becoming inflation hawks because it was a good narrative to pump their crypto bags.

And then the Fed hiked rates and their industry was the first to get vaporized.

[Josh Yotty @whynot]

@cursedconnector 20 years strong. Cool URLs Don’t Change. https://t.co/kiMokgPggA

[Josh Yotty @whynot]

Rewatching Curb and serendipitously S3E9 is a Christmas episode.

[Josh Yotty @whynot]

“You can prepare me a small, rhesus-negative Bloody Mary.”

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

outlaw javascript

[Josh Yotty @whynot]

I really hope Clarence Carter’s ‘Back Door Santa’ appearing on this place of business’s Christmas music playlist was the work of someone as waggish as myself and not just some oversight