firelord soz

Local pirate/tropical emo • stream my music pls

[firelord soz @whysosuryous]

Spotted a pupper doin him a snooze on a swing @DoggosDT @dog_rates @DogspottingOrg

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Woman was calling out to her son surfing at the beach to take a photo. Wiener is a pretty unusual name but probably means something exotic in Ohio culture

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Apple rock bottom jeans with the fur?

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Did not know AirPods could connect to two devices at the same time. Had a meeting in one ear and just dumb songs playing in my left ear, what a game changer

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Am I supposed to have dementia at 27 then? Feels appropriate

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

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In the airport bathroom pooping to acapella Christmas music, does London not want people to travel?

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Broke several glass items teaching my dog football and my only regret was not filming it, think I need to take YouTube a bit more seriously

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When we were young lineup giving 2014 vibes esp with the reunited blink

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Walked home to see a stray cat on my stairwell. We had a stare down and I tried to win

I am now homeless

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@joshuajgardner Def seems like some type of illegal

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Either blockbuster or toys r us

[slice @sliceofheck]

Where do millennials go when we die

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Is it definitely only roosters that do that? Asking for a friend ofc

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My dog just interrupted my workout to try and hump the pillow next to me, came on my yoga mat within seconds then left - how’s your morning going

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@elonmusk No

[Sidemen @Sidemen]

YES VIK 👑

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@Ajitesshhh What a fucking goal

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@KSI Out of context this really seems like a bad meth experience

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Thought my Pokémon would break records. Did hold a gym for 150 days

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Feel like i need this

[𝕿𝖆𝖙𝖘 𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖙’𝖑𝖑 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖙 𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝕬𝖘𝖘 @tatsthatgohard]

“So then I started transformin!”

[firelord soz @whysosuryous]

That crackle right before the blender blends the smoothie ingredients into smoothie >>>

The ‘do you have any last words’ but for fruits