supercalifragilisticexpialidocious⎊⧗

🔞I will retweet explicit stuff. Sorry, I can't be bothered to create another account for that.

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

terrorists are kidnapping people- una go do skit.

nigerians fry akara to cope with the bad economy - una go do skit.

nigerians are going through xenophobic attacks - una go do skit.

what exactly is funny about these situations? are you people cursedddd???

[Oserin💖✨ @DamilohunA]

no offense but this is why we need young people in places of power.

a 25-28 year old who did NYSC between 2022 and now won’t suggest half of these things, and they’re in a better position to suggest reforms.

it’s only someone who hasn’t been to camp recently that’ll suggest that people should be there for six weeks.

[lindy @Lindyyay]

To keep a live cricket in so you can scare the life out of your aunt, who has only shown you love and generosity.

[Vijay Shekhar Sharma @vijayshekhar]

Soon you will have verified username on WhatsApp, and then unverified similar-sounding usernames….which in turn will…

[Modola🎀🎀 @Omodolapomayo]

Now that RAT say make we dey sell corn and akara, a lot of you people have been coming out to say “you people’s mother sold akara to send you to school”
I thought you people said men are the only ones providing

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

The memefication of outrage is what will ensure that no matter how egregious the actions of politicians, Nigerians will, instead of reacting in any useful way, turn to memes and skits, giggling as their home burns down.
Reminds me of the timeless words of satirist Peter Cook who, at the height of the satire boom of the 60's in Britain and worried that political comedy was turning into a facetious distraction, said that Britain is "in danger of sinking, giggling into the sea".

[supercalifragilisticexpialidocious⎊⧗ @whyte1427]

Friends Will destroy your marriage

[Chief £ne @_Ojonya]

And most of them have a near sister bond with their friends. Is there some sort of conditioning in their time that made friendships look like a weakness amongst women?

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

Pov: Change of name

[Four Seasons Total Manscaping @UncleScottiepoo]

@tuvati All you fucking assholes are making jokes but this is how state sanctioned rape of women happens. It doesn’t matter if someone is asexual, it matters that if wives don’t want to be accused of being asexual they’ll be forced to let men have sex with them against their will.

[Discussin’ Film @ThatComicFan3]

I have never considered the concept of a mermaid having fins on their tail to use as legs on land

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

Please don’t spend it anyhow, cos I know you like extravagant lifestyle.

800 - space for Akara
200 - settle Omo onile
150 - Zinc and plank to create the kiosk
100 - workmanship for carpenter
500 - equipment for frying
800- buy enough raw materials
150 - buy aesthetics to decorate the space
250 - to fix light
100 - workmanship for electrician

Total is 3,050.

Save the 950 for rainy days or you can use 500 to buy one plot to plant maize and vegetables.

[𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐬 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐟 @TheNicholasWolf]

@HMBohemond My most low stakes conspiracy theory is that he intentionally allowed the showrunners of Game of Thrones to ruin the ending to kill off interest in A Song of Ice and Fire, in which he clearly wrote himself into a corner.

[Iheanyi Ekechukwu @kwuchu]

Long post incoming, but I'm desperate at this point and need the internet's help. (For the TLDR, check the replies for links and action items)

So my little sister Chizo has been fighting leukemia for the past 2.5 years. She's been in remission twice, once after a bone marrow transplant from our brother and then again after a CAR-T treatment after another relapse last year. She is now in her third bout of the fight, as the leukemia has returned yet again in December of last year.

She's spent the majority of this year in the hospital and they tried an alternative CAR-T treatment, which did not work this time. Afterwards, the doctors gave her two options: manage her pain and spend time with her family and loved ones until it's time to pass on, or to take a In order to address this third bout, they tried an alternative CAR-T treatment that did not work this time. The doctors gave her two options:

1) Manage her pain and spend the rest of her time here with her family and loved ones
2) Take a life-threatening chemotherapy treatment that can lead to heart/liver failure based on the intensity of it to bridge her to her next treatment, whether it's another CAR-T treatment or a bone marrow transplant if they find a donor.

She's a fighter, so she chose the chemotherapy treatment and is still fighting to this day. So I'm here to ask for y'alls help as she continues this fight.

[Rey @Milimiq]

this part just shot me in the face

[ash @ashy_kittycat]

@kaitith I especially love the part where u can see that at the end, no matter how much she starved herself, she still didn’t even get close to looking as pretty as the “model”

[supercalifragilisticexpialidocious⎊⧗ @whyte1427]

😂😂

[Ị gbara aka bịa ịlụ m? @_SLYTAUREAN]

You know when your parents scold you for not being helpful at home, so to prove them wrong you wake up by 5am to boil rice for everyone, and you mistakenly go back to bed and sleep off and the rice burns and the smell wakes everyone else but you...

[Z 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾 @ZarahtheeArtist]

Happy pride month lesbians 🧡🤍🩷
Viva la lesbianas!!!

[JoBelle🇳🇬🇬🇧 @Jojo_agboola]

The ‘our mothers suffered in silence and turned out fine’ argument needs to retire

[gaangbaanger🌈💗ྀི🇨🇼🇨🇻 @6ixofwandz]

Children of the VERY average Nigerian used to have birthday celebrations. The parents would rent canopies, cook and invite djs. There used to be parties and the entire neighborhood would gather to celebrate w the child. I don’t hear birthday music anymore. There’s nothing left

[adeniyi @lullabystarlust]

this is such a stupid tweet. chris patt is 6’2 and in a scifi movie where hes accidentally woken up from crysleep on a ship. he gets lonely so he wakes up a woman, dooming her to die

women were VERY disgusted this movie acts like a tragic romance instead of a horror thriller