would you rather

Would you rathers and other important questions about life.

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#WouldYouRather always dress like trendy people ten years in the future or always have an unusual but friendly pet, and fell compelled to take it everywhere with you?

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#WouldYouRather say ‘Woahh dude, off the chain’ with extreme enthusiasm at any moment that could be even mildly appropriate for such a saying, or always have to wear pocketed clothes and carry minced beef in all pockets?

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#WouldYouRather your skin was the texture of fruit toast or have an uncontrollable urge to sign Disney songs during all interactions with prospective employers, clients and bosses?

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@bencjenkins I am just so incredibly pleased to see Camp Granada represented here. I have felt lonely for years thinking this was the best Simpson’s joke.

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#WouldYouRather every time you wake up you’re immediately thrust into a different #NinjaWarrior like obstacle course, or all high-alcohol spirits are free for you (only ones you personally consume, no reselling)?

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#WouldYouRather every December you’re teleported to a random place and time in the past or the future?

Only times with a safe atmosphere for human survival will be chosen. You are teleported back on Jan 1st.

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How would you live your life if you weren’t able to gain new skills or knowledge but instead at the start of each week you gain a random old person’s skills and knowledge?

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#WouldYouRather every time someone threatens you or tries to put you down:
a random musical instrument appears in front you and you play it like fucking Hendrix

or

every time you compliment someone chocolate appears in their pantry but you can never know about this ability

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#WouldYouRather always speak as if you were #KimberlyGuilfoyle at the #RNC, or everyone around you spoke like that to you?

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#WouldYouRather every time someone says your name a box of coco pops and a jug of milk is poured over your bed or only be able to buy and wear clothes sold in bike shops?

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#WouldYouRather be fluent in dirty talk and swearing in every language or be extremely talented at music but only through the medium of dorky musical instruments?

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#WouldYouRather inspire gushing lactation in all nearby mammals or have spend a full day once a month throwing your poo at other humans?

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#WouldYouRather all of your future birthdays are celebrated exactly how you’d like with all presents either really well thought out or simply exactly what you need or get paid 3% more no matter what you do, for the rest of your life?

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#WouldYouRather every 5 years every piece of land is randomly redistributed to someone else in the same area or right now all money and any trace of it being owned by anyone is extinguished?

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You have the power to gift someone the powers of Superman for a 24/hr period. You can do this once a week. How do you decide who gets it each week and what’s your criteria for worthy individuals?

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#WouldYouRather change your name to Emperor Bootybitchynanayehgod and police everyone who says it incorrectly or be just a bit less smart and attractive than you are now?

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You are given immortality and sent back 500 years into the past at a location of your choice. Your goal is to improve human life as much as possible. What is your strategy?

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#WouldYouRather your entire life was live streamed on all social media platforms or at the start of each year you choose ten people and for that year those are the only people you can communicate with?

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Would your take this deal? Pick one other person in the world, whenever they cook or eat anything a copy of that food appears in front of. You can change who you that person is once day if you want. But, you can never cook, buy food or independently snack again.

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#WouldYouRather insist on telling everyone your favourite song is and will always be Fat Bottomed Girls or only be able to feel happiness if you’ve engaged in jelly wrestling in the past fortnight?