Les P

Communication is everything.

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

Drive thru, 45 min.
Spicy chikn nuggets cold
No sauce. (Thx @KindersFlavors 🙌)
French fries cold.
1 straw. 2 drinks.
No receipt til the hubs asked for it.

I told him he should have just went somewhere else but he really wanted to get me my @Wendys nuggets 😭♥️
Flavor 10/10 tho.

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

Not sure if I should be impressed that my 3 year old made her @pawpatrol friends out of LEGOs or disappointed that she literally had to build Paw Patrol friends out of LEGOs. @LEGO_Group #momlifeisreal

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

Who would ever ride this godforsaken train in real life

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

@DeeKae Zero sugar in this can isn't a perk, it's sadistic

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

Bought this at Smith's yesterday and it tastes like my Sodastream licked all the Coke gummies at Sweet Factory
#coke #cocacola #coffee #CokeWithCoffee

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

@Grubhub Except they never responded :(

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

Trying my best to stay in holiday spirit here as my husband left to pick up our missing items. Hope the @CrackerBarrel employee who prepped our @Grubhub delivery was just having a bad day or is new, because I'm not sure what happened here. Anyway, hope your day goes better, dude.

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

@Grubhub Thanks @Grubhub ! We called Cracker Barrel directly and got the rest of our order fulfilled, we just had to pick it up. DM'd @Grubhub_Care to let you all know tho and close the loop :) happy holidays!

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

@PlayseatGlobal racing seat + @LogitechG steering wheel + random YouTube video of a @PJMasks platformer = the perfect plan.....but it's her self-praise at the end that just gets me 😂😂😂😂 #medidit #PJMasks #whatgameisthis

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

#Throwback to that time I spent 8+ hours standing in the front of the @lifeisbeautiful stage just to see @wizkhalifa before ending my night hoping my feet didn't fall off ♥️

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

This week is full of so much trash I'm expecting raccoons to bless me with gifts on our doorstep because I'm basically their queen now

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

@ayebananass WHAAAAAT ♥️

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

How I feel when I'm trying to find the ampersand on my phone keyboard

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

Lesson learned, always just say "Joe" when ordering @wingstop

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

#TIL what a toast message is. American English is so dumb. I can literally be like "I'm making toast while my friend gives his toast and got this error toast when I tried to mute myself" and it would legit be considered proper English. What is this #techtalk #devtalk

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

So does every toddler learn how to say "fork" the same way or is this gonna be like when she was learning "shirt" and we couldn't take her out in public for a while

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

Why do I even still follow these guys

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

My kid just walked over and showed me a dead fly that she picked off the couch. Not sure if she's a fly murderer or was asking if she could eat it. I did not sign up for this

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

You know it's going to be a great day when you're trying to figure out what your kid wants from the fridge and all she does the entire time is point in a general area and say "shit" until you eventually give up and close the fridge.

[Les P @whyyesitsles]

@ayebananass 🧐🧐🧐😘