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#loyaltotheoil #GBR #NHL26

[william white @wi11_white]

nobody:

literally not a single soul:

jason brown: alright mother fu**ers shut up

#LastChanceU

[william white @wi11_white]

so no mlb next year

[Not Barry @BarrysOnHere]

Patrick Mahomes knee looks cooked in training camp.

[william white @wi11_white]

just hit the doordash driver with a goodnight at 7am. fuck

[Based Therapist | Marchese Methods @MarcheseMethods]

Reminder that nurses are rotememorycels with no meaningful capacity to critically think, analyze, or solve problems. They have no fluid intelligence and passed college by last minute cramming quizlet flashcards hopped up on adderall.

[william white @wi11_white]

hey is this a bit or is this real

[Cons @CaptainCons]

When I’m asked what I’m doing this weekend after my wife has told me 12 times

[william white @wi11_white]

i am ready to be dispatched to the next life

[william white @wi11_white]

@HomeBy3Official "sometimes you hit your wife like a tiger woods drive"

i dropped my phone im still crying

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

The dreaded no answer. Still want to puke. Didn’t even know what player meant. Pathetic.

[Connor Thomas @ConnorThomas975]

LeBron signing on a Friday so that we can all go drink 50 LeBeers is actually exceptional timing

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

I do apologize if you think this is rude, but that’s the non-employed in you.

[william white @wi11_white]

does anyone else's town do this thing called cruise night where everyone drives around like a fucking retard all day?

[cly @tribecalledrags]

(3am in bed with wife)
Wife: Fuck the baby’s crying again. It’s your turn
Me: Okay okay I’m going
My infant son who is also Elliotte Friedman: Hearing poop to my diaper. There is word that I need mommy. 1 year x 2 hours of sleep AAV

[william white @wi11_white]

a lot of oilers fans owe stan bowman an apology i think

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

See ya Wednesday Bosnia

[william white @wi11_white]

gonna rewatch all the 08 red wing games today

[william white @wi11_white]

one of the blonde chicks on love island looks like a witch #yuck

[william white @wi11_white]

imagine having to be at a family holiday with sean mcdonough

has to be a nightmare