The Thick

Poet. Visionary. Box eater.

[The Thick @wi1dblueyonder]

@RandomSprint Just repeat "there is going to be a terror attack on September 11, 2001" in a deadpan monotone voice. Eventually some fed is gonna come check out the creepy 5th grader who found out about the big plan they've been orchestrating

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@hush_flora yeah this account is just a place for me to post my immediate reaction to any given content without consequences. the fewer the number of people who know what a sperg I am, the better

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hone your flirting skill by hitting on the middle-aged ladies at work and then use it to spectacularly fail to impress women your age in social settings

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@iamdulma @AnticoVinaioaFi I'm like this but with the steak egg n hashbrown pita that Pita Pit used to sell

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They have one of these at the viking museum in York, England and it just smells like a guy who plays Fortnite

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If I was Frodo I'd have just loaded the other hobbits into a Dodge Challenger GT with a trunk full of .44 magnum rounds (for our Desert Eagles), white Monsters and grillable meats and made a fkn boys trip out of it

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@PoolderVos @CaudilloXIV noted. how do I be more retarded?

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@castiza really throws a wrench in my gag where I tell people I'm 5'9" to make short guys look like they're lying about their height

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@ZeussDgreat

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@ojessie__ This one girl who was really nice to me in middle school. We "dated" for a week and she gave me a kiss one time. I still think about her sometimes.

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@DarkOddCon "Honey we're already late for the arbitrary time I decided we should be at a place you don't want to go to! Don't worry, I'll navigate us"
*misses 11 turns because she's snapchatting her fat bitch friend and not looking at Maps*

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@Atiaps_Manuel If they had a word for "we had sex but didn't like or respect each other" I'd use that

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@melchizedek420 get a load of this wageslave

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@kimsdracula Sure, as long as she isn't trying to drive with me in the car

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@Atiaps_Manuel What's wild is when you tell one that you'd prefer to use a condom. Started using rubbers with a fwb I affectionately refer to as McDonald's (open any time, easy, cheap, everyone can get some, you feel gross after) and she had an absolute fit over it

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@LaceVine Scared = prefer not to be around

Intelligent= opinionated and given to reading popsci articles on social media when they can manage to put the shadow elf smut down

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@micaiahfan No, it affects straight guys too. I've been informed several times in the last two years that I am a "situationship" for a few girls

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@thedarkprowler Banging Daphne would increase your social status as long as you dump her before she can cheat. Velma would fuck you like she's dehydrated and your dick is made of water, but she'd also be an absolute fucking freak about it. Velma would NOT be the only one getting penetrated

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@ExtremeBlitz__ Hard disagree