MD

[MD @wicah_milson]

Warm beers and Britney Spears

[MD @wicah_milson]

If anyone else attempts to land on the moon…
Fuck you dude
Leave that shit alone
Go sit outside

[The Adventurous Soul @TAdventurousoul]

16. This isn't CGI, it's a real-life creature known as a sea angel (Clione limacina) found in the cold waters of the Arctic and North Atlantic Oceans.

[MD @wicah_milson]

Sprout just picked up a rolly polly and dropped it like a foot away just to lick it and leave it
Now he’s shitting along the part of the fence where the neighbor dog tries to scare him
He’s a good boy
Fuck you klaus

[MD @wicah_milson]

Y does fresh spanking new cardboard smell like dookie

[MD @wicah_milson]

The only thing the news is good for is getting pets adopted

[MD @wicah_milson]

Dexter is great because every episode feels like a season finale

[MD @wicah_milson]

Dexter always sounds like he’s holding in a fart

[MD @wicah_milson]

When the lightning strikes in the little house on the prairie, I’m grounded, aligned

Hits so hard

[MD @wicah_milson]

I think I just blew my nose with the snot rag in the same place Nate just blew his nose on the snot rag

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I’m n luv with a hippo

[≧∀≦ @laeswrld]

good morning

[Lady Bunni of Lake Arborington @YeaImThatSunni]

Poor Peanut looks so confused

[MD @wicah_milson]

@inc_dot_org And then the lord said “let there be stroads”

[MD @wicah_milson]

@inc_dot_org @birdbath I’ll do the hair and makeup for your bridesmaids…. And your wife

[MD @wicah_milson]

@birdbath What’s your favorite cheesecake flavor

[dizzy @rundizzy]

the voices just kinda hum and whistle now

[Frank O'Hara bot @oharapoems]

I go and the days go by
and I drop in again. The painting
is going on, and I go,
and the days
go by. I drop in.

[MD @wicah_milson]

It never happens for the socks you want to find the match to, yknow?
Knock knock and nobody’s there.
Just like how you’re supposed to pronounce “cumin.”
You’ve heard others say it but it doesn’t stick. Like a lost sock. Nobody’s home 🪦

[MD @wicah_milson]

@poetastrologers Watching Chicago rn frrl frrl