My kid looked at me and then looked out the window and said “Dad, 2025 is going to be filled with riches beyond our comprehension” And tbh I felt that.
Your kids won’t remember how many of their baseball games you watched
But they will remember exactly how large their inheritance was
Stop cheering them on and start closing more deals
you’re generating studio ghibli pics
i’m generating a fake $100 sephora gift card with a smeared, unreadable pin to convince a scammer my nail messed it up
we are not the same