Rick Sortof

Professional yeeter and amateur cynic. If you see me laughing, it's probably at something that's on fire or should be.

[Rick Sortof @Picodegallows]

Yeah, it's a dumb take, honestly. No offense.

Anyone who's ever owned a boat knows the destructive power of salt, moisture, and the sea.

Once you get a boat you understand that you must sacrifice metal to the sea, the least noble; everything breaks, nothing is maintenance free on the ocean. And then the storms come.

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@kodyjd @BoringBiz_ A financial circle jerk, now in space.

[Rick Sortof @Picodegallows]

How would a doj interested in investigating a crooked state election that it technically doesn't have any jurisdiction over go about it?

I bet there's a hundred ways...

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Why do I get the feeling that Trump is setting California up for a massive fraud takedown…to include voting?

[Rick Sortof @Picodegallows]

Much of what goes on at the national stage happens behind the curtains. And it is indeed a production.

Everything is designed to make you think government and politics cannot be anything other than a hopeless, retarded, dysfunctional grifting mess, so that you'll feel hopeless and do nothing other than whine and consume and be taxed and replaced.

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@Aki_the_giant @jdmiles11 You're really good at those mental gymnastics, buddy. LMAO

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@xAmazingLucasx @atwaSDOK @jdmiles11 What you really mean is he should have minded his business by steering well clear of any blacks, right?

[Rick Sortof @Picodegallows]

@Darkmdd Well it's to show us that you insured it, and will inspect it, so that they can send you the excise tax after you've paid the sales and fuel taxes. Did I miss anything, probably.

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@aaronburnett Yep, and a space AI build out will drive even more profits for SpaceX.

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@michaeljmcnair My theory has always been that TBC is building deep underground military bases already, and that's why Elon bought it and rarely talks about it.

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@icyonsen @banay_john Yes that's one of the reasons we boil them so long

[AwakenedOutlaw⚒️ @AwakenedOutlaw]

The fallout here is likely to get ugly. And by that, I mean really, really bad.

Now imagine this nationwide b/c sanctuary cities and sanctuary states use voter rolls as one of the key sources for selecting people for jury duty.

Stop and think about the consequences that are now a lock to unfold from sea to shining sea.

"...not only are our elections compromised by illegal voters on our voter rolls, so is the criminal justice system. Which means, many of the trials which have been conducted in Michigan may have significant grounds for mistrial if it is determined that an illegal immigrant served on a jury. Pandora's box has been opened."

[Rick Sortof @Picodegallows]

@mikhailmoriarti @4nt1p4tt3rn What movie was this? I remember this guy

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@ColonelTowner It's like a slow motion train crash you see happening, leave, forget about it, and come back a year later and it's still happening.

[Rick Sortof @Picodegallows]

Space based solar powered AI data centers in sun synchronous orbits with low latency laser mesh comms that starship can launch by the bucket load will be accidental, too.

SpaceX Starship making billions off XAI making billions off rented compute by the big three? Elon just keeps falling in a bucket of shit and coming out smelling roses, they'll say.

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@bafornols @LayoffAI @pulte You get it

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@LucasBotkin ARs are like the Chevy 350 of car engines, they're going to be tinkered around with forever.

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@NathanQuinlanGC Resist 200# laterally in any direction, my ass!

I hear you, I just spent all week fixing non code compliant janky ass railings and 40'lf of ledger and no flashing. I can't believe the shit people build!

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨🇺🇸 Meanwhile in New York City

“New York is ours now - whatever the brown people say goes now”

“The Cops are gonna come n whip your ass & keep you in jail all night”

“This is our City - go back to wherever the **** you came from”

Wow - this clip is going viral - as an American Uber Passenger finds out about the Muslim take over of New York City - they don’t even hide it.

[Rick Sortof @Picodegallows]

@klara_sjo He's like "you assholes are gonna send me out into zero G for the next experiment, aren't you?"