wicked witch of the east bro

i didn’t ask for this • under 21 DNI •

[wicked witch of the east bro @wickedchromatic]

So now the military is giving soldiers gender affirming medication

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

JUST IN: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announces the Pentagon will require annual testosterone screenings for all active duty service members age 30 and older, saying the move is intended to improve military readiness.

If a service member is found to have low testosterone, they will be eligible to receive testosterone replacement therapy.

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

there is no way to reform this. it’s pure lawlessness. we must restore law, order and accountability.

we must abolish ice. we must punish ice.

politicians who have funded and thanked ice should take a cold hard look at what they’ve allowed to take place on our streets.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Screw-worm in the meat.
Cyclosporiasis in the produce.
During a food affordability crisis.
During a massive cut in SNAP & WIC.

Again, elections have consequences.

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Nicole Wallace ☠️☠️☠️

"Riddle me this: when Obama ran intelligence, the election was secure and Donald Trump won in 2016.

When Biden ran the government and the intelligence, the election was secure and Trump ran in 2024.

But when Donald Trump and all of his boobs were running US national security, it got all effed up. Is that the theory?"

[wicked witch of the east bro @wickedchromatic]

Normal swiftie here, this is exactly why she wrote BDILH.

[Rachel ☁️ @rachellord22]

On today’s episode of TikTok Swifties being really normal about Taylor’s wedding…

[Bolshevik Enthusiast @LeBolshevikman]

You can’t convince me to ever leave this site, Bluesky’s out there holding candle memorials for Lindsey Graham

[wicked witch of the east bro @wickedchromatic]

@Schaumby I bought my 13 charger from my stepmom for 10K, & I pay about 270 a month.

My friend just told me her car payment is $670?????

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

The cruelest joke of ADHD is feeling intensely motivated to fix your entire life while you’re stuck at work. Then you step through your front door and instantly lose the ability to do a single task. It happens daily, and absolutely no one believes you.

[wicked witch of the east bro @wickedchromatic]

Damn, I was really looking forward to stripping the citizenship away from all the right wing extremists who assisted in dismantling democracy.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court upholds birthright citizenship, rejecting Trump’s proposed limits. https://t.co/RqBi4UDJAY

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

“If the Democrats win, Congress will do its job again” is a wild message from the current Speaker of the House

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

"I wish they'd stop calling me a terrorist. That's what I wish. I wish they'd stop calling me a radical. None of these people are radical. They just want healthcare. They want to end American militarism. They want to spend money on roads, infrastructure, on schooling, on healthcare, rather than bombs overseas." HASAN IS SPITTING 🔥

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Lithuanian composer and conductor Mindaugas Piečaitis, directs his orchestra on the notes of Nora the cat playing the piano.

She earns a standing ovation.

[wicked witch of the east bro @wickedchromatic]

“Barack Hussein Obama have you ever heard of him”

The correct answer is “no, I’m not familiar with that name” 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Barack Hussein Obama took water from the river and destroyed the reflecting pool. You don’t mention that.

[Elam ❤️‍🔥🫶 @bigelam]

The Tartan army are swifties.

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

It’s so difficult for them to listen to the truth. Because they’ve never been directly confronted about it before. Echo chambers, am I right?

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Fox News complains about low teen pregnancy rates:

"The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 7%"

[wicked witch of the east bro @wickedchromatic]

Did yall even bother checking the American Midwest?

[The Associated Press @AP]

Guinness World Records last week acknowledged 58-year-old Joseph McGrail-Bateup from Canberra, Australia resident as the world’s loudest person.

The professional air conditioner cleaner and honorary town crier yelled “now” at 122.4 decibels.