P. Dunn ♉

Building designing, business running, gym going, misanthropic, philophobic quodlibet 🤓 🌹🇵🇸

[P. Dunn ♉ @wickerman1986]

Beginning to think someone has actually stolen the police helicopter coz it clearly got no clue what the feck its doing up there. Either that or he's doing Just Eat deliveries on the side 🚁🙄

[P. Dunn ♉ @wickerman1986]

St Helens council are properly desperate, if you don't remind them constantly you still live on your todd their default assumption is someone has moved in with you. Surely by the same logic I could have just moved out and they should automatically cancel my direct debit 🤔

[P. Dunn ♉ @wickerman1986]

@PataksUK clearly on their ass, robbed me of 3 poppadoms only 5 in the pack not 8 the scruffs 😔

[The Associated Press @AP]

Ben & Jerry's says it will no longer sell its ice cream in the West Bank and east Jerusalem. It's seen as one of the highest-profile rebukes by a well-known company of Israel’s policy of settling its citizens on war-won lands sought by Palestinians.

https://t.co/GCWLfADnjD

[P. Dunn ♉ @wickerman1986]

Seriously how do young uns all wear black down jackets in this heat I can't even manage one on a sub zero 4k peak. They must be literally dead inside or sumat

[P. Dunn ♉ @wickerman1986]

Seriously though @AsdaServiceTeam just cut them straight like the rest of humanity, then bun is that shape for a reason ffs!

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Matt Hancock - It Was Me (Shaggy Parody).

Written / Performed by myself.
Edits by @CarlossRicoo.
#healthsecretary #matthancock #boris

[P. Dunn ♉ @wickerman1986]

I used to think Trivento had the lock on niche middle class advertising then Verisure came along

[P. Dunn ♉ @wickerman1986]

I've had 9 windows (admittedly 2 only a crack) and 2 doors open for the last 2 hours and my bedroom has only dropped by 0.2 degrees to 24.7 😩

[P. Dunn ♉ @wickerman1986]

If the average prisoner gets more exercise your dog gets, then you probably a bit of a c*nt and don't deserve them 🤔

[P. Dunn ♉ @wickerman1986]

Shocking that the streets are cleaned by hi viz pensioners whilst the council may or may not bother emptying your bin depending on that week's prevailing wind direction. Hope there a box to vote 'womble' on that form when I go later!

[P. Dunn ♉ @wickerman1986]

I'm confused, I'd literally never heard anyone say he wasn't a c*nt until he died 🤔

[P. Dunn ♉ @wickerman1986]

@Morrisons when do we all get the more points back you stole off us at the weekend?

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

Looking forward to Piers Morgan, Andrew Neil and Nigel Farage's inevitable GB News talk show. I propose the name "Loose Gammon".

[P. Dunn ♉ @wickerman1986]

Just when the rest of the world think Americans couldn't be more stupid they pull out a #fakesnow conspiracy 😂

[P. Dunn ♉ @wickerman1986]

Won't bother with that new Wu Village again. No fresh chillis or peppers in my salt and pepper chicken and tray only half full for five and half quid. Won't last long with that kind of cheap ass behaviour😔

[P. Dunn ♉ @wickerman1986]

Crazy over 100,000 death and stood here watching this c*nt delivering bread to shops with no ppe whatsoever didn't even gel his hands getting out the van the scruff

[Arron Crascall @arron_crascall]

IT SNAPPED! 😭

[P. Dunn ♉ @wickerman1986]

Covid rules make no sense. Can't drive anywhere quiet to walk dog so nip a local park and it's a heaving, super-spreading cess pit full of people 🤔