Wickman

Wickman is an anonymous member of Hampton Wick Royal Cricket Club. No one knows who he is. Tweets include fictional ramblings #151*

[Wickman @wickman1863]

@miller_cricket Middlesex?

"A further irony was the perception, within the ranks of Tony Blair's New Labour, of cricket as an elitist sport compared to salt-of-the-earth football... the new government immediately cut the sport's lottery funding, and within three years, the college was no more."

[Wickman @wickman1863]

@TheMiddleStump He might be a bit weak on getting people off the wicket. All that forgiving of trespasses...

[Wickman @wickman1863]

@ESPNcricinfo Isn't this just a statistical anomaly rather than a major achievement? Surely more interesting that he took a twelvefor?

[Wickman @wickman1863]

@dizzy259 And your double ton ranks #1 ????

[Wickman @wickman1863]

@Ant_P01 @jitturana32 @JohnSunCricket The blue line "bends" - it seems to go straight on after it bounces and then deviates after it hits the pad. Probably still hitting leg...? But benefit of the doubt goes to the batsman on the field. Stokes would have had to accept the Hawkeye if Aus had a review! Not ideal...

[Wickman @wickman1863]

@danbrettig 96 for 8 please... and the water goes the other way down the plughole here too

[Wickman @wickman1863]

@GRTong @Lloydy24 @Fudgey_UK Watching JV bat is like watching Porn Hub. It's briefly entertaining but you feel guilty for enjoying it when its over all too quickly

[Wickman @wickman1863]

@GRTong @Lloydy24 @Fudgey_UK 1. Roy 2. Burns 3. Root 4. Stokes. 5. Bairstow 6. Buttler 7. Ali 8. Curran 9. Woakes 10. Archer 11. Anderson 12. Ballance

[Wickman @wickman1863]

@SkyCricket Considered and then consigned to the dustbin. Sport needs losing teams as much as it needs winning ones. That said someone could come up with a better wanky statistic to lose to - like number of teeth the Captain's granny has or who had fewer backroom staff...

[Wickman @wickman1863]

@GRTong @Lloydy24 @Fudgey_UK Tongy - if your xi turns up to Lords for the first test they're going to have a shocker. The Convicts will be at Edgbaston #justsaying #nooffence

[Alex Tudor @alextudorcoach]

#Shocking 😤 #CWC19

[Wickman @wickman1863]

@ESPNcricinfo Harsh. Different times. As that's a world record you could compare him to ANY former ODI captain unfavourably...

[Wickman @wickman1863]

@TheCricketGeek Looked like he conned him into leaving the crease... that's pretty #village

[Wickman @wickman1863]

@TheWICK1863 $$$$$ :)

[Wickman @wickman1863]

@Fudgey_UK @prboy @TheWICK1863 BUY

[Wickman @wickman1863]

@ESPNcricinfo At the end of just about every English club game in September...

[Wickman @wickman1863]

It looks like this game #nzvseng has started at 0845. WTF is going on with the sun down there?

[Wickman @wickman1863]

@NHoultCricket Odd spin on that announcement... where does it say he's out of The Ashes as things stand?

[Wickman @wickman1863]

Well played! https://t.co/h7Ms52OoHc

[mark butcher @markbutcher72]

Woken up to the news that #Englandinthe90s has been shortlisted for an #SJA https://t.co/kIgppA8STN congrats @jackson_al @SkyCricket 🤗

[Wickman @wickman1863]

@TheWICK1863 😔 he will be sorely missed