My very wealthy eastern European grandmother just started freaking out talking about how her “heart is crying” and it’s just because she saw a pink g wagon gtfo
back in the states it’s just sloppy and greasy hot. Big fat nasty stink mother fucker heat. Bubble bass weather. Get off the plane immediately pissed off. Overly excited customs agent goes “Welcome back to the states!” My butt and balls are already sliding around. Fuck off.