Ryan Widd

Clooney burner account.

[Ryan Widd @widdzzy]

I’m just saying, if I got an email from @ChipotleTweets saying I won free Chip for a year...

I’d be way more inclined to respond to that than an email from a Saudi Prince offering me blood diamond money.

Even though both are equally as fishy.

[Ryan Widd @widdzzy]

@markgoldbridge Why did we sign Lammens to not play him?! its so frustrating

[Celeb @celebgeesup]

@SNY_Mets Why trade raimon gomez smh

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

@andrewcuomo https://t.co/ooNzX0rccz

[Ryan Widd @widdzzy]

@UnitedStandMUFC can we really blame him, he only suited up for 3 games😂

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

they're going to send us to gitmo for saying the truth about israel, that it is a genocidal apartheid state. fascism is here. wake up.

[Ryan Widd @widdzzy]

How funny would it be if in the special election, FL Dems from D1 catch the GOP sleeping, and get Gay Valimont (D) elected instead of M. Gaetz (R)…

haha, that’d be so funny 👀

[Ryan Widd @widdzzy]

@stafford_addie asks for this multiple times a week.

[Mike Mayer @mikemayer22]

Mets want you to know a few things for Tuesday & Wednesday:

- All fans will get a rally towel each day.
- Block party at 1:30 pm each day & will continue after the game.
- Gates open at 2:30 pm.
- Keith Hernandez is throwing out the first pitch on Tuesday to John Franco.
- Daniel Murphy throwing out the first pitch on Wednesday.

[Nathalie Baptiste 🇭🇹 @nhbaptiste]

love the idea of immigrants crossing the border and immediately outbidding a white couple for a 3 bed/2 bath in suburban Virginia

[Shell @Shellerina_]

Hey stupid I’ll see you in court… the food court!! We are friends

[Meg ✨ @mxgbx]

people who work from home looove to be like 'did you watch the olympics today'

[kanoa @heelbitee]

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

Sorry

[Ryan Widd @widdzzy]

CNN doing a segment on Kamala Harris being BRAT. Its like when your Spanish 1 teacher from Duluth, Minnesota “relates”to you by talking about Bad Bunny 🤮🤮🤮

[cory @coolmathgame_]

doctor: do you smoke or drink

me: yes

doctor: ok

me: are u mad at me

[Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE]

Me: I hate this escape room.
Mom: Stop calling the family reunion that.

[Ryan Widd @widdzzy]

its wild watching people sanitize the subway bench, sit down next to you, and smell like piss.

[Chris @citehchris]

i need to be 2 hot dogs and 5 beers deep at a baseball game with the loml in a walkable city