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A resident is just a president who needs a pee.

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Bananas have potassi-yum!

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@Gen_Yenter

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@kevinhendricks I use this happily: https://t.co/fGLIWKXv3Z But not the split keyboard I remember you using. Any Bluetooth keyboard would work, just less compact.

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I haven’t paid attention to the lyrics, but I assume if you write a song called “Ill Wind” you are talking about farts, even if you’re Radiohead.

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Turkey Day? More like Turkey Week, amirite? #leftovers #goodcleanjokes

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I like it when apps announce bug fixes because bugs have it tough, you know, and the little guys could use some fixing.

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@enyenn

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As I struggled to get the cork out of the wine bottle, my two year-old started singing the Daniel Tiger "keep on tryin' and you'll feel proud" song to encourage me. Thanks, PBS.

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@pjhajinian I really hope Paula Cole found those cowboys she lost. We may never know!

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I smell like I wore a natural deodorant for three hours in the blazing sun at my son’s baseball doubleheader.

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@Gen_Yenter awawawawawwwww baby

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@apelad And I’m sure we could dig through the Carradine family archives to find plenty.

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@apelad Lots of times for Voight & Jolie, e.g., National Treasure vs. Alexander; NT: Book of Secrets vs Beowulf.

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@joshlewis So sorry to hear that.

[Josh Lewis! @joshlewis]

Sad news, friends. The flow of work was drying up, and my employer eliminated a few positions today, including mine. 🙁

But, that means I'm on the market! Do you need a full-stack web developer? Are you searching for someone who is both highly creative and technical? Let's chat.

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I did a bunch of things today but I didn’t upload them to any social media account, so I’ll never remember them in a year.

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@Ivymamma I’m pretty sure the doctor’s office will take insurance or cash but not your child.

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