Steven Spielberg

You’ve all seen my movies, now get ready to see my ass

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@sw_holocron

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What unforgivable things did Bill Burr do to be getting all these movies?

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@billyjarrettugh This is the exact moment I learned about the Ansel Elgort allegations. I was about beat his ass

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@aboynamedposh Expert analysis, Roberto

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Kamala Harris and Rep. AOC will reportedly run as President and Vice President in the 2028 elections.

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Sometimes I like to go up to the Warner Bros. soundstage and pass gas

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@JoseMellinas_ I agreed to it before they told me Tom Cruise would be Austin. Huge mistake

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Thank you, corn flakes

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They’ve got JD Vance on Ozempic dressed like he’s on the PGA tour

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I’ve filmed massive piles of dinosaur shit that sound better than a tuna on rye, but the catering crew are union, so.

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Hugh’s beer battered fish filet will be fire

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Hugh Jackman has been cast as Long John Silver in a new ‘TREASURE ISLAND’ film.

Directed by Ridley Scott & written by Jack Thorne.

(Source: Deadline)

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I knew a dog movie was recession indicator I just didn’t think it would be Brad Pitt

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Thank you, cornflakes

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Wiping the associate director’s tears off the call sheet with my donut

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@alexL_E_I Fuck Matt Damon

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White people be like I just oiled and seasoned my jeans should be ready to cook on in an hour

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@hamdograt Myself and the assholes at Pixar felt that Buzz should end his shit early

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@ItsRobbAllen that’s the whole plot of the movie

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@SCentralized Uhhh that’s the prophet of truth