Taco Man

|404|President of Delta|Co-owner of the pines|Highland Park alum 2012’|Old Ebbit Grille fanatic| lead guitarist of the burning reds| good person|

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@punishedmother Her words not mine. You heartless cunt.

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@SportsPundette @Brett_McMurphy @ChristinaTippen 🤣

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If minivan Ubers just let me open and close the door life would be so much easier.

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@Thebluebomber79 @monx006 @acnewsitics Go to a red state and see for yourself!
If this is a shithole sign me tf up.

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Think I found out why my phone can’t hold battery (191 days)

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Do yall be separating y’all’s laundry into colors and whites or am I certified unc status

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I have to see the divot Rory’s putter made on the green

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Bartender is retarted served me a glass of Coca Cola when I asked for a double run and coke

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You’re on a national stage going to the final four where is the respect. Just a bunch of fucking jungle bunnies. Should’ve never paid 5 to get them overseas. Classless. Put your hat on right.

[Robert Boehme @robert_boehme]

No sacrifice for hard work!
Proud of you @BoehmeHenry

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At what point in flight school do you learn to fly in a EF5 tornado?

[Penn State Football @PennStateFball]

S/o to our Student-Athletes of the Week:

▫️Tony Rojas (@FairfaxLionsFB)
▫️Henry Boehme (@MtnBrookFTBL)

#WeAre

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New scoreboard designer was definitely a DEI hire

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I just waited for the stop sign to turn green

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Me and my boys sitting on the couch doing the Friday morning run down and my boys starts cumming out his penis

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This guy understands

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@TheLCBandit Bandit. I did the same thing but in a realization that if we don’t stop now we will never stop if you make a pact with me right now. We will not redownload and enjoy are lives with normal dopamine levels at all times. What do you think?🤝

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Hellcat in Fortnite before gta 6?

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Auburn probably opens their Chick-fil-A on Sunday.

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@badmancarl42 Holy fuck