Olivia W

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things that mean "no":

-Yeah, could do
-I'm easy really
-Well, yes and no
-We'll see
-Maybe
-If that's what you fancy
-I'll see how I feel
-Perhaps
-Let me check the diary
-Let’s play it by ear
-Certainly an option
-We’ll leave it open
-Hmm
-I’ll let you know
-Definitely
-Yep

[Ian Arands @ianarands]

What a pint of @TimothyTaylors Boltmaker at @YorkTap!

[Olivia W @WifyaWardy]

@SadiqKhan Now is not the time to make London car-free. We are in a pandemic. Some of us have no option to work from home and will now have to risk our health to travel on overcrowded tubes. This is not supporting key workers at an already difficult time.

[Brown and Green Cafe @browngreencafe]

We have a lost dog at B&G Life in #CrystalPalacePark. Please spread the word! 🐶💚 #SE19 #SE20

[Olivia W @WifyaWardy]

@GeorginaStyles

[Just Sally @MustardSally1]

I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me.
Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life.

[Junior School | King Edward's School @KESBathJunior]

Fantastic second morning!! First black run for Olivia, Patrick & Alexander 😍⛷

[Tony Bellew @TonyBellew]

If this doesn’t stop you smoking then I don’t know what will? 😩 https://t.co/cBaigycbDT

[Olivia W @WifyaWardy]

This is exactly what goes through my head when I listen to music I like in front of other people!

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

Just put an album on in the car. I’m immediately self conscious about it. I’m not alone in this car. A lovely Nola native named Mike is driving. He’s been driving me to and from work on this movie. Mike’s not a judgey guy. Why can’t I just enjoy music in the presence of company?

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Just had a cyclist swear horribly at me for having the temerity to be getting in his way, as I crossed the road under the green man, while he ran a red light.

This isn't an anti cycling tweet. It's anti dick head dangerous cyclists, who feel safety laws don't apply to them.

[400 Rabbits @4hundredrabbits]

If anyone needs reviews of restaurants from someone that hasn’t even been inside then this guys got you covered.

[Olivia W @WifyaWardy]

@thameswater still no water SE20 - I was told 8 at the latest what is going on???

[Diggy Dan Lee (UKG DJ) @DJDanLee]

@thameswater I’m in SE20 and have no water now. Second time this week. Spent a fiver on bottled water on Monday. No going out to buy more. I expect a reduction on my bill to reconcile

[Alex Martin @AlexFGMartin]

@thameswater no water in se20 for the third time in four days. What’s going on??? Just got back from a long cycle and I’m so thirsty!

[Olivia W @WifyaWardy]

@thameswater @Redjotter Does that mean tonight? Tomorrow? People need to know to make alternative arrangements if possible... “soon” and “as quickly as we can” doesn’t really help

[Olivia W @WifyaWardy]

@thameswater any update on when we will have water back in SE20?

[Audrey Rosenstein @audeycrose]

my dog made a huge mess and then had the audacity to just sit and chill while i cleaned it up i mean LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ARM

[A @ANDO1_]

London culture is catching that little bit of WiFi when u stop at a station on the underground to refresh ur TL, insta feed, reply to messages etc. 😂

[Battersea @Battersea_]

Gorgeous Mac has been at Battersea for almost 150 days. Let's find this sensitive soul a new home: https://t.co/ZsE3Tkgkkb