Eddy

[Eddy @wiggler05]

@RuffDemon214 found ya mofo!

[Eddy @wiggler05]

@SunlessKhan RLCS ANAL Yugoslavia Standard Time title. How I get me one of them shits?

[Eddy @wiggler05]

@SunlessKhan This the type of “what a save!” Content I’m looking for.

[Eddy @wiggler05]

@amustycow Z dubbz.

[Eddy @wiggler05]

@amustycow https://t.co/juLeFQAfG4

[Eddy @wiggler05]

@EdLatimore Couple fat rips of DMT and you’re out.

[Eddy @wiggler05]

@PsyonixStudios what the shit is the malfunction? It’s been two weeks since the start of the season and I’m still getting kicked from ranked matches for “duplicate login”. Kindly, fix yourself.

[Eddy @wiggler05]

@Soberse @SunlessKhan LOL!

[Eddy @wiggler05]

@SunlessKhan Damn, should have saved it. Pretty sure my teammate in a two’s match today was a gold toddler.

[Eddy @wiggler05]

@galjudo Hot and sweaty.

[Eddy @wiggler05]

@_AstroMaddie I MISS YOU TOOO!!!

[Eddy @wiggler05]

@_AstroMaddie Where do I apply?

[Eddy @wiggler05]

@jenmatichuk Solid PPE you got there!

[Eddy @wiggler05]

It could only ever really be a hypothetical hug anyways, since @NASA hasn’t made instant teleportation free yet. Plus, a hug would mess with trajectory, or telemetry, or some shit, because of the rules. And I’m not trying to mess with none of that.

[Eddy @wiggler05]

I think about the Voyager program and I can’t help but to think of how lonely they must be. So far from home, so little contact. I wish I could hug and tell them, “Stay strong! You’re the most badass ever!”.

But they know I’m rootin’ for em.

[Eddy @wiggler05]

@jenmatichuk Stop playing fortnite.

[Eddy @wiggler05]

@EdLatimore Yo, what did that guy do to piss off a cop?

[Eddy @wiggler05]

@_AstroMaddie I volunteer as tribute.

[NurdRage @NurdRage]

Put together enough protons, neutrons, and electrons, and eventually you'll get morons.

[Eddy @wiggler05]

@EdLatimore Smoke TWO joints instead of one.