Kenny Powers

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[Kenny Powers @wilburdcobb]

@philo11philo Fishing for likes like it’s the Bass Master at Hartwell

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@MasonFassino8 @jgboles4 @colemansmith_2 Went in @jgboles4 room earlier and found Marx’s manifesto, took him out back and went ole’ yeller style on him.

[rags @ragsy12]

Took a girl home from the bar last night & she kept asking me if I was the 2004 PGA Championship winner the way I was making that Vijay Singh

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Big ups to Santa for the jacket he got me for Christmas, got a couple compliments last night. Needless to say I was feeling like the man

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My body was engineered to smoke cigarettes

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I’m tired of people pretending every newborn is the “cutest baby in the world”, no it looks like a deformed ogre

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“I’d go to see the titanic in a can of fucking Miller Lite before I buy lulu lemon pants for that much money” - @colemansmith_2

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@MasonFassino8 @PGATOUR @RBCCanadianOpen @colemansmith_2 Maybe 30 balls in those baskets, damn thing doesn’t know what speed to drive at to pick them up(I do) (7 mph)

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Today has just been an absolute beauty of day, worked a shift with @MasonFassino8 (private golf course you wouldn’t know), and then got followed on Instagram by the best wide receiver on Clemson’s football team, @crosby_jackson.

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The biggest red flags in a family has to be doing a marathon on thanksgiving or playing charades on family vacations, just play a drinking game like a regular family

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Rest In Peace Betty white😭 you were my first gilf crush❤️ gone but never forgotten. #BettyWhite

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Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t subscribe to Bhad Bhabies onlyfans right now. I’m listening.

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Whenever I hit my nic while I’m in the Chick-fil-A line, I feel like God is just scolding me

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Is Logan Paul walking up to the ring with the song from Brother Bear playing right now? I must be tripping

[Kenny Powers @wilburdcobb]

@DylanTop5 Time to start drinking again

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@JoshBookbinder Shit I meant easy

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These girls tryna “aw I’ll ride on the golf cart with you” their way into free golf lessons, y’all ain’t slick

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@JoshBookbinder East. You simply grab the ball and toss it on the green while no one is looking

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@cfricks24 Boy I taught Tiger Woods everything he knows about poppin Ambien on the course