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[Ninja Wisdom | Self Improvement @Ninja__Wisdom]

NICHOLAS MACHIAVELLI.

The Rudest philosopher ever existed.

His book "The Prince" has been studied by great leaders and politicians for his strategies of power and tactics to maintain control.

13 Shocking Phrases that will help you maintain control over others

[Gladiators zone @Gladiatorszonee]

You've been lied to.

The foods they say are killing you…

They are actually superfoods.

Here are 8 foods you should eat every day:

1. Butter

[Gladiators zone @Gladiatorszonee]

There are 4 serial killers trying to kill you.

Visceral fat is one of the most DANGEROUS.

Either you finish her off, or she finishes you off.

Do this to avoid it 📷📷

[Philosophy Monk @PhilosophyMonk]

7 sentences that will shape the rest of your life....

1. Pretend everyone was sent to teach you something.

[AGB Suspect @SusActivegxng]

@KenyanSays It's the holidays and these people have a tour company. All of a sudden a video leaks and they all have takes on it?

[Eminent_minds @minds_eminent]

Most people are depressed.

So, I studied the happiest man alive - Monk Matthieu Ricard.

What I found?

A monk’s guide to abundant happiness:

[Jimmy Mackey @thejimmymackey]

“I need a gym membership to get in shape”

BS.

You just need 30 minutes and a kettlebell.

Here’s a simple AT-HOME routine to build muscle, burn fat, and prevent injuries (bookmark this for later):

[Eric @amerix]

If you are planning to build a house in your rural village,

Do the following:

• Open a bank account. Call it "Project Development Account 2026."

• Write a plan. Use the Triple Constraint Theory in Project Management: BUDGET, TIME and SCOPE.

• Save 50% equivalent of your rent in the account, monthly for 15 months, eg, if your rent is 10,000, then, save 5,000 in that account every month.

• If you can't raise 50% equivalent of your rent to save, then you are living beyond your means. Look for a cheaper house.

• Get an architect and a draughtsman to design a house.

• Do research, consult, read about building and construction online. Travel beyond your comfort.

• Get a Quantity Surveyor to do feasibility and the cost of the project.

• At month 15, draw a budget and begin buying material for construction, eg Sand, Ballast, Stones and timber. Stick to the budget.

• At month 18, start building.

• Get a professional mason licensed by the National Construction Authority. Be present. Supervision by phone calls is disastrous.

• Be hands-on. Learn to do the masonry work alongside the mason. Mix the ballast. Lay the bricks. Be part of the team.

• Create a rapport and good relationship with a hardware. Let this hardware be the only place you will buy construction material.

• Don't live in government houses. Don't buy the so called "affordable houses."

Build your house, to your preference and taste.

Therefore, if you are intending to build, and you start planning today, then you should be building your house in 2026 March.

It is not far.

Start today.

Be patient.

Start.

#BetterTogether

[Femi O @SoulinFemi]

I'm 32.

5 years ago, I was depressed and couldn't find my place in life.

Then I discovered the wisdom of Myles Munroe and everything changed.

Today, my life is finally blessed with purpose and success.

Here are all his key lessons that changed my life:

[Femi O @SoulinFemi]

You will be rewarded on the work you do consistently.

The work is the work you do on YOURSELF.

[Femi O @SoulinFemi]

This is Miyamoto Musashi, the master strategist.

He effortlessly defeated over 60 men in one-on-one combat.

His way of thinking kept him undefeated until his natural death.

Here are Musashi's key principles that will change your life forever:

[William | IA @ia_william]

ChatGPT has over 180 million active users

But hardly anyone knows how to make money with it

Here are my 4 simple steps to turn ChatGPT into a cash machine ↓

[Joey Yochheim @joeyyochheim]

You’ve been lied to.

The American Health system wants you obese.

Debunking 15 nutrition myths they taught you in school:

1. Myth: Eggs Raise Your Cholesterol

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It's Mafi Mafi Mushkila in our studio, but at Juliani's matrimonial home things are sege mnege. At first we thought Juliani was about to release another song & we probably thought ni kali kama Chrome so lazima a chase na clout but Woooooi. Word on the Streets has it that iwenda ikawa mwenzetu kagongewa na sii ndipo- IKUS; aki ya mungu hii ni mambo gani!

Our fellow peasant left his matrimonial home coz he couldn't stand the disrespect from the former governor's spent cartridge, this is after numerous time he caught the wife offering outside catering services as far as horizontal engineering is concerned living him starving coz our boy hawezi karanga na bibi ni HOe hae shagala bagala.

But I don't know why our boy Juliani is fuming yet undugu ni kufaana, didn't he finesse the lady from the cobra squad Marchant. Kangurá thought he could succeed where another man with besha farifari failed. Either way the breakup was meant to happen sooner or later, in fact they looked funny together, huwezi nyanganya mkamba bibi na akuwachilie hivyo tu.

There's a Luhya proverb that says "Injira sivoreranga ouchenda tawe" meaning love is poisonous. Our boy loved a woman way above his league, tangu lini Kolenyo fc ikacheza La Liga. It's also alleged that the Rasta man could no longer afford the lifestyle that the babe wanted.

The boychild never learnt, this is exactly what he went through with Brenda Wairimu, kwanza pale alikua ana gongewa kama Mwizi wa kibeti hapo archives. Anyway why should we take Panadol for someone else's headache, Kila mtu apambane na hali yake.

After all, wahenga hawaku tupuka mafuta kwa mgongo wa chupa walipo sema, Ndoa si Matako, sio Lazima kuishi milele pamoja. Either way, the cyclone of dust from Kalahari desert has located a Rasta man at a time when the country is experiencing heavy rainfall, mailood!

As our correspondent was living the crime scene, Juliani was trying to figure out whether to commit suicide by shuuwing with the neck or putting chumbi kwa chai & sukari kwa chakula to mess with the enzymes bcoz he can no longer stand maovu yaki tawala. Waaaaaaaii mailood, Ruto Must Go.😩

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Inflation is caused by the Federal government spending more than it earns, because they just print more money to make up the difference.

To solve inflation, reduce wasteful government spending. Your tax dollars should be spent well, not poorly.

[FELIX @FellMentKE]

I was going through my DMs yesterday, and many people think you need U.S. citizenship for Remote jobs. NO, you're wrong!!!

Here are 17 sites where you can get paid in USD from anywhere.

OPEN THIS ↓

[FELIX @FellMentKE]

REMOTASK is THE FUTURE!!! You can make $137 per day with Outlier and Remotasks if you have:

1. Free time
2. A laptop/Smartphone
3. Wi-Fi

Here's how to start a side hustle that'll make you a millionaire in 2024:

OPEN THIS ↓

[Maxwell 🕊 @MindWisdomMoney]

15 Hidden Websites That Will Blow Your Mind 🤯

Bookmark for later

[Janet Machuka @janetmachuka_]

Don’t forget to feed your cup of knowledge❤️ https://t.co/IYOK0lZq6h