Reid Spencer

I’m not the real Reid Spencer so don’t expect anything knowledgeable out of me

[Duke Delarosa 🇹🇹 @sketchy_cactus]

Goodbye unemployment, found a job

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

Happy 7/7 day to all those who celebrate.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

take your mom to Chili's or I will

[Razz @sznrazzz]

the brokest nigga you know will post some shit like this on his instagram story

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

11am beers at Chili's

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

typa shi i been on lately

[Krampus “The Mauler” Willy @OhYoureMauled]

Me letting letting the shawties know I’m at the function

[drryn 🫶🏾 @wyddrryn]

Quit playing both sides and stand for something bitch ass nigga

[alyssa😢 @lesscoolalyssa]

Yall be careful driving out there I’m on my phone

[ilych the Dialectical Polar Bear @dialectical_p]

If a white dude says “fair enough” it means he thinks you’re a fucking retard but he knows that if he continues to push back you’ll drag out the conversation til God knows when and escalate. Same when a guy says to a woman who gave her opinion about politics: “that makes sense.”

[spence @spencers_tweets]

I don’t care who the president is. Latinas must be allowed to enter this country.

[ain’t the real #3 @NotCnnorMcDavid]

Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a little español this evening??

[Eric Stratton @petermillarstar]

How it feels to be 12 deep at the local dive bar absolutely locked in on some pool.

[Reid Spencer @wilcox_brycee]

Yall mfers on 309 fucking suck. 117 you can be going 70 and get passed. Get with the program

[it’s will time @uwantmetoiwill]

Put a white boy like me in a quarter zip and my handshake instantly gets firmer and my smile faker

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

oh brother men cant have SHIT

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

If any latinas are scared of getting deported, dont worry, I will marry you (assuming you're bad).

[Sín @sinfordapesos]

Yall was just naked on Halloween now yall politicians