splenda mama

She/ Her. BSN, RN. Fan page for Kenny Blair.

[splenda mama @wild_maddy_]

a company’s trustworthiness is directly related to the health of their decorative plants

[splenda mama @wild_maddy_]

we love a Mr Darcy moment 👏🏼

[splenda mama @wild_maddy_]

my least fav part about the holidays is wearing pj’s to events #grinch

[splenda mama @wild_maddy_]

hoes DO get cold

[splenda mama @wild_maddy_]

@KennyBlair7 but what if hank IS it?

[splenda mama @wild_maddy_]

not much i love more than a fuzzy blanket in the fall

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

Can you explain the gaps in your resume?

Yes that was when I worked really weird jobs that I don’t want you to know about

[splenda mama @wild_maddy_]

a house on warm springs ave is old money & harris ranch is new money. Was the great gatsby actually set in Boise?

[Brian Steixner MD @DrBrianSteixner]

Just overheard a ER doctor tell a patient “If you are concerned about C02 levels from a face mask, then our climate crises is really gonna make you lose your mind”

[splenda mama @wild_maddy_]

no thank you for this reminder i better go shake it

[maybe: parker pratt @prrkrr_]

did you simulate monsoon season for you fiddle-leaf-fig this morning??? 🥸

[ken ken bo ben @KennyBlair7]

If you aren’t at least a little gay for your homies, are they really your homies?

[splenda mama @wild_maddy_]

we’re re-entering a pandemic that’s mostly preventable!!!! #exasperated

[splenda mama @wild_maddy_]

outside i seem okay, but inside i just want coffee places to allow reusable cups again

[splenda mama @wild_maddy_]

am i at payette brewing? or a dog park?

[splenda mama @wild_maddy_]

can’t wait for the day where gay people don’t have to tell others their orientation & they can just be gay & happy & no one cares

[splenda mama @wild_maddy_]

i just don’t understand why they care so much about my auto warranty

[splenda mama @wild_maddy_]

activity of the day: stalk other’s stravas for motivation

[Mattchewww @Matthew_Gordon2]

It is fucking GORGEOUS outside

[splenda mama @wild_maddy_]

can anyone tell me why yoga classes are so expensive???

[splenda mama @wild_maddy_]

torn between wanting to be glamorous vs dirtbaggy