Alex Thornton

Nashville ➡️ Boulder
Delta Gamma ⚓️

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

4th shenanigans assisted by Townie Ale! Grab some at @postbrewingco #BRFStix #PostBrewingCo #ThePostLafayette

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

You know you're headed back to the south when all you can hear discussed on the plane is SEC football

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

Momma said yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

When the first thing that pops up in your search bar when you type in "my" is not "mycuinfo" but rather "http://t.co/ROZws3dOA1" @saaamii2 😏

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

after a weekend of war damned frivolity, it's back to the mountains for this gal 🗻💁 #boulderbound

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

The people who have shaped our lives, are the ones who were most available to us. He turns water into wine and time into love.

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

"If Jesus comes back while I'm in college I'm gonna throw him a f***** banger" - @saaamii2 #jesusistopfrat

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

Kyle XY was for sure an alien, but I'd still hit - @eelvove

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

@rcrolfe I knew I liked you 🐘💕

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

@yoitscarol @qremeny @taylmitch @meganswartz94 hey

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

It's pouring rain in South Africa for the first time since we've been here, so incredible

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

When I'm eating breakfast in South Africa and @ellieholcomb comes on the radio >>> #bestday #10000mileaway

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

@meganswartz94 @taylmitch who the EFFF BOUGHT FRANKENBERRIES. missin y'all a whole dang lot

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

Ripping teachers apart on FCQs >>

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

That awk moment when, post date dash & in the middle of writing a paper due tomorrow, u find out that u have a French test in the morning <<

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

#ramisroom @saaamii2

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

Greek week and I have a love/hate relationship

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

"Sometimes when my penis hurts in my diaper, I do this, but then it just keeps hurting" -the 3 year old I'm babysitting

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

1am fire alarms in Stearns West...11 stories and no shoes later...

[Alex Thornton @wild_thortberry]

Finally back in the 303