Bwana DCI, I have seen you have called a press conference to cover up the police killers of Dr Victoria Nthunya Mutiso and then fix some boda boda riders.
I have the names of the three police killers from Murkomenโs community whom you have been instructed to cover up.
We shall release the details after your presser if you attempt a cover up.
You must name the inspector from Kikuyu Police Station, the constable from the same police station and the other constable from Karinde police post.
Good officers have given me all the details and your days of covering up killings by police officers must come to an end.
Also, bwana DCI, allow the Nairobi sierra killer squad you have transferred out of Nairobi to attend the presser. They want to tell Kenyans and name the persns who have been instructing them and how they are now being victimized.
Didmus Barasa was today chased away by residents in Kimilili after the money he was distributing ran out midway. His vehicles and public address system were damaged as the crowd chanted, โSisi ni Sifunaโ and โWantam.โ
Men,
Frank Lampard would be the best Chelsea coach,
Ole Gunnar Solskjรฆr would be the best Man United coach,
Mikel Arteta will be the best Arsenal coach,
Do you see the pattern?
Your son represents your vision & values.
Raise a good son and entrust him.
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
How to know if you are a simp
- apologizing
- double texting
- using dysphoric emojis ( ๐ญ๐ข๐)
- explaining yourself
- begging her not to leave
- looking for excuses to forgive her sluttery
- buying flowers and chocolates
DO NOT BE A SIMP
#MasculinitySaturday