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My, Earth really is full of things.

[cam @wildecameron11]

They say Santa is magical.
They don't tell you he's a necromancer.

[cam @wildecameron11]

Just to be clear: *casts invisibility*

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Did you know you can cut whatever you want with a box cutter? Doesn't have to just be boxes. They can't arrest you for it.

[cam @wildecameron11]

Tetris is a roguelike

[cam @wildecameron11]

Can't tell ya how many times I've broken my screen protector because I wanted to bother my cat and dropped my phone in the process.

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@kenadiewilde From myself?

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Does a peach cobbler make peach shoes

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Oh you're an activist? Name every activity.

[cam @wildecameron11]

Me: *checks chicken breast in the fridge that hasn't fully thawed* :/ still too cold

Guy that's lived anywhere north of Texas: oh you think THAT'S cold??!?! HA. Where I lived it would get to -120° in SEPTEMBER. You PANSY southerners couldn't FATHOM that kind of cold in your LIF-

[cam @wildecameron11]

Finally that "low tire pressure light" season 🎃

[bri ☕️ @britheetechie]

Big shoutout to Cam for driving all the way out to Dallas to catch @thereignofkindo show with me. It was awesome.

[cam @wildecameron11]

The ultimate clickbait is having a dog at your org booth

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Current stage of adulthood: Cc-ing someone in an email.

[maze @Mezaphy]

Is maroon just navy red

[cam @wildecameron11]

I hope some day all of the companies that advertise on podcasts merge into one huge company that, when entering code 'podcast', gets you 25% off your first purchase of underwear domain name audiobooks.

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

@ESRBRatings Dabbing is E for everyone!

[cam @wildecameron11]

@TMobile @lyft #Thankiversary #Lyft a hard 199 times.

[cam @wildecameron11]

@TMobile @StubHub #Thankiversary #stubhub Rise Against

[🐜 @anth_genious]

Just Falcon Punched .@LiquidHbox LOL. Today's been all right https://t.co/8xj3gXACp2

[🐜 @anth_genious]

https://t.co/SCKLr48L5G

THE TIME HAS COME DONATE MONEY TO WATCH ME EAT REALLY SPICY PEPPERS AND CRY ON THE INTERNET