Wise Mountain Ape

Cast a cold eye

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@DejikaDonatova @bonzerbarry @nuraniel19 Could’ve*

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@DejikaDonatova @bonzerbarry @nuraniel19 Yeah hadn’t thought of that. Couldn’t been a stray like happened in Romania a few days ago

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@bonzerbarry And at the same time a test to see how serious that statement was.

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@bonzerbarry After Trump said it, Iran (Baqaei iirc) said they’d back Oman up if anyone fucked with them. Could be a way of poking them without hitting them, since the last direct hit elicited a strong response.

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@DejikaDonatova @bonzerbarry @nuraniel19 UAE determined to have zero friends in the neighborhood

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@YungGameboyADV @bonzerbarry Yeah it’s fucking weird. I guess it will all come to light eventually

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@YungGameboyADV @bonzerbarry Sabotage, more likely. Someone would have seen external damage, no?

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@Paulfgray4 @RepThomasMassie @cspan LOL
LMAO

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@gbrew24 Condi is smart enough to know that she’s advocating slapping a smiley face onto what everyone who matters in every capital on the planet will see as defeat

And she’s right, it’s the best move

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@gbrew24 Its Israel’s Samson Option under another name

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@yarotrof They’re just trolling us for claiming fragments of an intercepted missile managed to take out two drones and injure five soldiers last week

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@KevinKapfer @POLITICOEurope Pitcairn Island for UNSC

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@blurrrco @policytensor What rumor is that? I remember thinking before Araghchi’s meeting with Putin that he might reveal to Putin they had the bomb but decided I was probably letting my imagination get the better of me

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@policytensor Pretty good line, one of his sharpest in a long time

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@ZEGUEVERA @bonzerbarry Yeah I highly doubt it will happen, but that’s what he wants

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@bonzerbarry Sort of like when Wile E Coyote shows up in Bugs Bunny cartoon

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@bonzerbarry This would, of course, make Netanyahu’s head explode, which would be quite funny but is one of a few reasons it probably won’t happen

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@bonzerbarry Trump wants to have a Nixon goes to China moment with Mojtaba. He sees an end that could salvage this: a grip-and-grin photo op in Tehran to place next to pictures of Nixon meeting Mao. “Sorry bout your pops and the rest of the family, kid. No hard feelings!”
99% sure of this

[Wise Mountain Ape @wildlowerwolves]

@bonzerbarry This would help make up for the total dud of his “historic” meeting with Kim.
Doubt it happens, but that’s his goal: smiling for the camera with the Ayatollah