Wilbur Farley

Oh, hi! I guess it's finally time for me to put something in the bio box. You're welcome.

[Wilbur Farley @wilfarburley]

"Good night America, good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."--The Dread President Donald

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Y’all wanna hear the TRUE story of Nikki Haley?

A thread

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Beyond parody. A new anti-drag bill just dropped in Oklahoma.

It defines drag as "a male or female performer who adopts a flamboyant or parodic feminine persona with glamorous or exaggerated costumes and makeup."

This senator wants to outlaw flashy makeup in front of kids.

[Julian Gough @juliangough]

Hmmm. I just had a bizarre experience, involving a global news organisation and a trillion dollar corporation. (I got caught in the middle, so... owch.)
It’s not the sort of experience the people involved usually talk about in public… so I think I’ll talk about it in public.
🧵

[worms cited @christapeterso]

i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:

DAY 1 – ARRIVAL

[Wilbur Farley @wilfarburley]

I just finished reading an interesting memoir written by a former prostitute. It was titled “Rubbing Peter to Pay Paul.”

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

I've been covering bad parts of the internet for long time now.

For years, there was one site extremist researchers warned me not to cover because publicizing it would be dangerous.

But it's time people know KiwiFarms—and how they're chasing political enemies around the world.

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

I'm not sure how the "Sandman get woke go broke" people can keep shouting into the void given how well it's doing, but I honestly don't think this is about reality for any of them. They see the world as they are, not as it is.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

Good lord...and by that I mean...holy fuckballs.

[Wilbur Farley @wilfarburley]

@OriginalRoyski That’s some lucky fluke!

[Wilbur Farley @wilfarburley]

Barbershops and Salons are actually just homes for wayward curls.

I'll show myself out.

[Wilbur Farley @wilfarburley]

@_LadyScarlett_ @hollyamos22 That, and he also used protomatter in the Genesis device.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Republicans are getting very upset people keep retweeting this ad so I figured I would post for any of you who haven’t seen it yet and then I am going to retweet myself tonight.

[Wilbur Farley @wilfarburley]

Domino’s “we’ll tip you $3 to deliver your own pizza” deal is a scam! I ordered yesterday, and when I got to the door Domino’s was standing there wearing skimpy lingerie saying, “I can’t tip you $3, but maybe there’s some else I can offer you?”

I’ll never eat pepperoni again.

[Charlie Sykes @SykesCharlie]

This is amazing.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Actually he's not being attacked; they're just innocent jests.

[Wilbur Farley @wilfarburley]

@SwayzeeSoul @DCComics @Netflix_Sandman @neilhimself “I hate this, and so does my wife”?That’s the best argument you’ve got?!

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

This is a fucking outrage.

[Alex Palombo @AlexPalombo]

I felt this in my bones.

[Wilbur Farley @wilfarburley]

Democracy works!

[Wilbur Farley @wilfarburley]

@EGAinTN The stupid, it hurts...