Now that I’m no longer bound to an NCAA institution I am ready to drop all my edgy tweets I saved in my drafts throughout the past 6 years, so this will be a thread where I post one draft a day.
#VenmoItForward, summer vacation edition: We're giving out $10,000 today. RT this, drop your Venmo handle & tag a travel buddy. We might send you both $100, $250, or $500.
Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 6/3. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req'd. Rules: https://t.co/PkH55SVjgn
*OSU loses*
OSU Fans: *cyberbullies a college athlete w literal death threats*
*OU loses*
OU fans: win or lose, we still booze so let’s see how much I can hate my life tomorrow *rips a frozen 4*