Willard Slammo

Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide.

[Rani Molla @ranimolla]

Took a Tesla ride through the Boring Company tunnels in Vegas. Only two cars were running. Got stuck in traffic behind the other car.

[Willard Slammo @willardslammo]

@drnifkin You gotta be pretty damn stupid to forget about underwear and shorts/pants existing

[Willard Slammo @willardslammo]

@YorkeEsq This cocksucker has nothing to say about the saudis while he’s posting pics of the towers on 9/11. He and Elise and the rest of them would have sold out our families in a heartbeat if they’d had the chance all those decades ago

[The Law Office of Ball & Yorke @BALL_AND_YORKE]

Exciting news! 🎉 Partner Brett Yorke from the Law Office of Ball & Yorke secured a $100,000 policy limit! 🏆 A big congratulations to Brett for his outstanding work and commitment to our clients. We’re proud of this achievement and the justice it represents.

[Willard Slammo @willardslammo]

@YorkeEsq Ive got an alibi in case anybody asks

[Willard Slammo @willardslammo]

@YorkeEsq I can’t see what you’re replying to lol

[Family Addiction Coach 💙 Patrick Doyle MSW @PatrickDoyle_35]

@RebekahWriter Meghan has never earned the right to be listened to.

[Willard Slammo @willardslammo]

@Nina_Compact Tell me about the fairies and aliens you nazi

[Jeff Melnick @melnickjeffrey1]

An active shooter alert, but the twist is that the school is the shooter.

[Hamid Bendaas 🇩🇿🇵🇸 @HBendaas]

All time delete here

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Massive wave crashes into the sea wall in Ventura, California sending 8 people to the hospital

A crowd of people was standing at the sea wall when a massive wave came surging through the street

Forecasters are warning that southern California may see waves up to a whopping 15-20 feet.

“Because of this wave eight people were transported to local hospitals,” the Ventura County Fire Department said.

[little onion @zola_ellen]

This goes on to say that it will cost the state $80-$95 million in the coming years.

For perspective, 2019-2023, Minneapolis* has paid out over $70 million in police misconduct settlements.

Feeding kids seems like a much better use of taxpayer money.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This shelter made an entire Thanksgiving meal for their dogs. 14/10 for everybody

[John Roman @JohnKRoman]

This will get no traction because it's not salacious. But, the Council on Criminal Justice finds no change in shoplifting nationally between 2019 and 2023. The organized smash-and-grabs your cable TV station can't stop talking about are rare events. https://t.co/fs7w70KjTl...

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The valet robot is a low, extendable cart with grippers for the wheels. It drives under the bottom and pushes the grips under the wheels.

Police in China do re-parking to the nearest legal parking space, instead of towing the vehicle illegally parked.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

TB 37 - 39 HOU
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1080th unique final score in NFL history.

[Willard Slammo @willardslammo]

@Leigh_Phillips @arash_tehran This is an absurd statement. Setting aside left and right, a private religious organization has no obligation to guarantee a platform to anyone

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

Chesebro, brilliant attorney that he is, has secured a ruling from the judge the week before his criminal conspiracy trial finding—as a matter of law—that his memos and emails aren’t privileged because they furthered his client’s ongoing crime.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

After the biggest strike in U.S. health care history, 85,000 Kaiser Permanente workers won huge concessions.

Workers will now vote on a 21% raise over four years, a minimum wage of $25 in California, and $23 in other states.

Unions work. Strikes work.
https://t.co/eCbgvyh1FM