jay ✈️

Poorly written comedy relief side character | Pilot, occasional artist | 18+ follows

[JP @jpbrammer]

there's a range of rabidly antisocial behaviors that have been allowed to flourish in lefty-land that are only acceptable to talk about when there's An Incident of such clownish proportions that a temporary "letting out of steam" is permitted until Ted Cruz weighs in

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

[Lesbian bar co-owner looking despondently into her drink, fiddling with the toothpick] "sometimes I just" [sees a clown rolling down the street on a unicycle] "I just think there's something more out there."

[lex @nhllex]

“1 like isn’t a lot” imagine 1 unmasked person at the lesbian bar in Massachusetts

[Jules @HoodBiology]

fuck yeah bro, economic policy. treasury 5%, diesel export ban, rate hike, $700 billion in ai capex, belarusian potash, hormuz and bab el mandeb closed, 30 year mortgage at 8%, canada in the eu. its for you dawg its lit

[#1 war veteran hater @veteran_hater00]

soe noire by far the most intriguing part of the mask bar:
- self-described “multidisciplinary artist” who is genuinely terrible at all disciplines
- he seems to fund decent lifestyle off sales of terrible art and 2020-style e-begging
- thinks age of consent should be 21 1/

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

The mask mandatory lesbian bar story and its 4 hour zoom struggle session reminded me that in my first foray into campus activism the YDSA kids organized a “coalition planning meeting” for a protest and some liberals from Amnesty International quite literally took the stage and told us it was not our place to lead “their” protest and, in this order:

- Vetoed a march because it was not wheelchair accessible (?)
- Vetoed a sit-in because it was also not disability friendly due to being an enclosed cramped space
- Vetoed a picket line because if black and brown students were on a picket line then it would make them targets for the police and if white students formed the picket line it would be centering white people
- Banned an artist who drew protest art/flyers because they “depicted brown suffering”

The meeting lasted probably 5 hours with frequent interruptions to make people leave the room and come back in when they had written an apology for whatever transgression they committed. Almost everyone dropped out and everyone just had to do their own thing if they wanted to protest.

I honestly wouldn’t blame you if you thought I was making this up but if you have spent any amount of time organizing you have experienced some variation of this problem and the only way to deal with it is to exclude these people from any kind of decision making immediately. They are pathological narcissists and obsessed with turning their activism into a career. You cannot try to people-please them into cooperating. Ignore them and anyone who listens to them.

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

I read “hijab inspired secular accessory” in the voice of Eric Adams saying “popular knapsack with many different locations”

[Ilan 🇹🇱 @RegimerIlan]

Mfw hb adds Gunther Fehlinger to the gc

[QingChao 清朝 🇨🇳 @qingchao1917]

#KamikazeTheGlobalEconomy #SellEverythingYouOwn2026

[Major Tom @_Tamazeal]

Adding this to my collection

[Saberfart @saberfart]

in case you had any doubt they want to replace white culture

[sogmay @soggunism]

Things to say to a small business owner:
- You are ontologically evil
- Let me speak directly to hitler
- What are your intentions with my dead labor?
- Do you have any rare fish?
- Sell me this fasces
- I am proletarianizing your daughter
- Have you heard of Mei Mei?

[jay ✈️ @Willburr_]

@NatSecLedger Oh I thought you were saying that’s overstated lol.

[vanya 🐶 @unclevanya69]

you've gotta be kidding me

[brian @brianonhere]

a lot of self described leftists fail to recognize that it is ultimately, bedtime

[花卷 @xchine3]

#Zelink

[cheese @CheesyCheesy3]

Why can’t I bring this to a fucking job interview I’m literally autistic

[Marilyn 🍂 🎃 👻 @1yliraminfinity]

I wish babies dropped off at Fire Stations were raised there, becoming apprentice fire fighters at like 7 years old, writing 1000 page epics on the history of Local Engine 9 and whatever.