Will White

✍️ Composer
👐 Conductor - @HarmoniaSeattle
🎹 Musician
🌱 Vegan
🏙️ Urbanist
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Substack: @toneprose

[Will White @willcwhite]

Album has dropped

Spotify:

https://t.co/E6rFjz03iq

#Piano #ClassicalMusic #Galanteries

[Noah Gittell @noahgittell]

You know what was great about Siskel & Ebert? They didn't spend half of every episode analyzing box office and pretending to be industry insiders. They just watched the movies and talked about their reactions.

[Will White @willcwhite]

@SketchesbyBoze https://t.co/Ol5d65QTPI

[Will White @willcwhite]

@AlanLevinovitz Frank Underwood has entered the chat

[Will White @willcwhite]

I have been advocating for this for many years

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Did you know Korea sells “one-a-day” banana packs?

Instead of every banana ripening at once, each one is at a different stage.

One is ready today.

The next one is ready tomorrow.

The last one is still spiritually in college, “experimenting.”

Simple. Genius. Solves the entire banana problem.

What do you think?
Would you prefer your bananas this way?

[Mahan Esfahani ن @MahanEsfahani]

Classical Music™️ going 😬

[Nαтe Blαncнeтт @NateBlanchett]

This will either win Cate a third Oscar or be a terrible gay camp classic, nothing in between

[MTTZ @mttztries]

modern musical movies are bad because the filmmakers are embarrassed to be making musicals. musical movies are some of the greatest films of all time but they must be made with a respect for both the mediums of film and musical theater

[Will White @willcwhite]

@Madness832 @TheGayChingy So did Stephen Sondheim

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon

[Will White @willcwhite]

@finmoorhouse https://t.co/StlqV4hNni

[Anthony LaMesa @ajlamesa]

It’s crazy that we don’t impose harsher punishments on people with license plate covers — they’re saying “the rules don’t apply to me.” Driving is a privilege, not a right, and if you don’t meticulously follow the law, it should be very easy to lose that privilege.

[Will White @willcwhite]

@2024dion https://t.co/2qlH9QA9HT

[Will White @willcwhite]

@liamASAP Squirrel is the biggest giveaway. Nobody else can wrap their mouths around the American pronunciation.

[Will White @willcwhite]

@KromanDavid It's so obvious that we should split the difference and offset the time by 30 min

[Drew Savicki @DrewSav]

It's not a major issue but I'd like to see Congress take up copyright reform. 95 years is absurd. Anything produced prior to 1960 should be public domain.

[Will White @willcwhite]

@RickGarnett @dcsandbrook How about “Joe Pesky”?

[Brown Eyed Girl @Browneyes5152]

Hangman is a lovely childhood game where you slowly draw a man kiling himself if another kid can't read your mind.

[Will White @willcwhite]

@RichardBratby This is why I had to learn what a crotchet was before I conducted in Britain the first time.

[Will White @willcwhite]

@classiccinemich gayer than Heated Rivalry

[Will White @willcwhite]

@Franconfan Tell that to William Powell and Myrna Loy!