William Docherty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Simple. Dont over complicate things.

[William Docherty @willdocherty_]

@ladbible

[William Docherty @willdocherty_]

@SimplyUtd @MarcusRashford Scummy thing to say

[William Docherty @willdocherty_]

@BurnzyBBK @1976_Jessy Probably our calmest spider just very quick 😂

[William Docherty @willdocherty_]

@UtdDefence U talk so much sense it’s deafening to some people

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

A message from the White Cliffs of Dover. Sound on.

[William Docherty @willdocherty_]

@DMReporter He didn’t sack any of his staff.

[William Docherty @willdocherty_]

@sidetolaufer Visual representation of how this sounded

[William Docherty @willdocherty_]

@sp00kynugget The next dick

[MR @MarcusRashford]

Also been told what the Bulgaria captain did at half-time. To stand alone and do the right thing takes courage and acts like that shouldn’t go unnoticed. #NoToRacism

[MR @MarcusRashford]

Thankful to the brilliant England support. You got behind us in the most meaningful way possible tonight and we are all very grateful. Have a safe journey home and take care.

[MR @MarcusRashford]

Not an easy situation to play in and not one which should be happening in 2019. Proud we rose above it to take three points but this needs stamping out.

[James Maddison @Madders10]

Would be worse turning up holding a sun newspaper i guess 😂

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Philippe Coutinho to Arsenal?!

Unai Emery right now 😏

[PSYCHO JUICE® @DrBurnorium]

So here it is, the massive Psycho giveaway, possibly one of the biggest we have ever given away!!!! Retweet for a chance to win............. Winner will be announced on Friday the 28th of June.

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

To the few who tell me that our kids “will be encouraged to be gay if they learn about gays!”
I was taught maths to A level & didn’t become a mathematician. It does, however, help me navigate the complex world we live in

Learning stuff is good
Ignorance only feeds hate
Choose

[UtdArena @UtdArena]

At 34-years old, Cristiano Ronaldo has 993 career appearances at all levels. If only first team football is considered he has 959 career appearances.

For a forward who has always played with a direct, high-tempo and aggressive style, that is a sensational achievement.

[Dan Olson @FoldableHuman]

Say what you will about the #GameOfThronesFinale, the John Hughes homage was a bold choice to end on.

[William Docherty @willdocherty_]

@ODDSbible @PeacheyLuke