Will Dolinger

Just trying to get a little pizza in an uncivilized world.

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

I hate each hydration break more than the last

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

The World Cup doesn’t actually start until the road team wins a match

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

y’all the love islanders have no idea what we just witnessed

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

Spursy…

[ESPN @espn]

THE KNICKS STORM BACK FROM 29 DOWN‼️

THE LARGEST COMEBACK IN NBA FINALS HISTORY HAS NEW YORK ONE WIN AWAY!

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

Just leaving this here for now…

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

I once asked Mike Breen what it would take for him to triple-BANG.

He told me he’s never done it.

And that it would only happen “if the Knicks ever make it into the NBA Finals”

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

This is actually the funniest possible solution.

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: Big Ten officials are expected to discuss in the upcoming days a league-wide mandate to not play Texas Tech in any sports, per three Big Ten sources. This is in the wake of Nebraska AD Troy Dannen informing his staff today that they aren't allowed to schedule Texas Tech.

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

Absolutely frightening. Glad the pacemaker worked as intended, but discouraging that it was needed again.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Danish Federation announce Christian Eriksen is “conscious and doing well under the circumstances”.

Thoughts and prayers with him ❤️

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

@jmlevass It’s also *longer than skyscrapers. If its depth was more than the height of One World Trade Center, maybe I’d be okay with some bragging. But if we’re talking strictly “bigger”, then that gets into volume territory - in which case it’s not even close to rivaling a skyscraper.

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

Impeachment

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

What does Zohran Mamdani think of Tottenham?

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

May this meme now die in a fiery blaze. Spurs have TWICE AS MANY wins as Carson Wentz at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in the last nine months.

But also, y’all subscribe to Rodger’s newsletter.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

I have a sports statistic to share

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

@IsaacKimes And the largest since last Monday!

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

CHAMPIONS OF THE RELEGATION BATTLE

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

A crucial win on the final day 👊

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

They say that players who win trophies together stay close forever. I’d argue that, despite the complete opposite circumstances, players who survive together also stay close forever.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Together 👊

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

🫶🏼

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

JOAO WITH THE OPENER!!!

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

Watching multiple matches at once is exponentially easier when the teams you want to win are attacking the same half of the pitch.

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

And so begins the two of the most stressful hours of my life.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

COME ON YOU SPURS! 🤍

Follow updates in our Match Centre ⤵️

📲 https://t.co/NboyvkX1Ew

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

I may never know peace.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Full-time.

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

A story in two parts:

[ESPN @espn]

He later returned to the game.

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

With the NCAA imposing an age limit while also expanding the basketball tournament, I’m excited for the chance to watch my toddler play against Duke next March

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Sources: The NCAA has initiated the final steps to expand the men’s and women’s NCAA basketball tournaments to 76 teams. The expansion is on track to be formalized in the upcoming weeks, with mid-May as the target. The 76-team tournaments begin next year. https://t.co/2ZGUjZR0uJ

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

Back to keeping pace.

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

With the Spurs goal, they were keeping pace. With the Everton goal, they are outperforming.

[Will Dolinger @willdolinger]

They don’t need to outperform West Ham every week. They only need to outperform them once and keep pace for the rest.