Josh LeVasseur

Attorney, bad jokes, double Wolverine 〽️ with a bit of Gator🐊. Poor man’s Bradley Whitford.

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

If I’m being honest, the first shot of this video made me think it was a gay wedding until the little one shoved the bigger one. I apologize to the LGBTQ+ community.

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

I still am struggling to wrap my head around the fact this is actually happening…

Don’t care what your political views are, EVERYONE should be absolutely embarrassed & ashamed that this is happening at the Lincoln Memorial & White House. What a joke.

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

Dylan Larkin quit on his team every season down the stretch and now he’s quitting on them permanently. Yzerman’s biggest mistake was ever giving that weasel the C.

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

@bradleywhitford So he didn’t watch the rest of the episode I take it.

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

The number of Ohio State alums and fans in this guy’s replies right now correcting his insane take speaks to Michigan’s undisputed status as one of the world’s premier academic institutions.

[Jai 🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Ardagul3r24]

This stadium belongs to a random tier 2 American university man, the amount of wealth this country has is insane ffs

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

@janecoaston All I know is the Roger Room and Largo are technically in LA, but the other side of La Cienega is in WeHo.

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

Every accusation is an admission. Republicans accuse Democrats of rigging elections because Republicans would and have rigged elections.

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

@38Godfrey You’re not wrong - I still think it’s a bad decision, but there are so many bigger problems in this sport that fans and media barely acknowledge (if at all), and it’s not like every school doesn’t indirectly take gambling money when Fox & ESPN both air ads for online sportsbooks.

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

@TVietor08 It feels like a failure as a party that in a pivotal year the only real choices Maine primary voters have are the guy who didn’t understand his Nazi tattoo was bad and an indecisive 78 year old (I’m over simplifying of course).

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

@wbuxtonofficial @Team_Penske Didn’t Arrow McLaren already do essentially the same thing as part of their triple crown liveries?

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

Okay, bye!

[The Detroit News @detroitnews]

#Breaking: Red Wings captain Dylan Larkin has requested a trade from Detroit, according to multiple reports. https://t.co/Fbbuj4eack

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

Do they think they built the reflecting pool? Do they know it’s not a swimming pool? Just the dumbest folks running the country.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Mogged.

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

While @KarenBassLA has been an abject failure, @spencerpratt is an idiot conspiracy theorist whose only skill is being his rich parents’ special boy.

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

I wholeheartedly agree with Frodo.

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

@alex_kirshner The number of folks I know out here who are not in the city limits who either don’t understand they can’t vote for the mayor of LA or are adamant that they can and get upset when it’s not on their ballot is mind boggling.

[Dave Hale - Concerned Republican @CountryFirstRep]

It is legitimately a tragedy that the 250th anniversary of this country's birth will be presided over by a president who is EVERYTHING the founders warned us against -- a partisan demagogue who fundamentally loathes the separation of powers and denies election results he dislikes

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

Hang it in the fucking Louvre!

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

Curt Cignetti driving the pace car at 10 and 2 and refusing to respond to Will Buxton is somehow peak Cignetti.

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

Ken Martin’s problem is that, like many of his backers, he’s a blue state Dem who has never had go actually do anything to win.

[Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass]

Words escape me. Rest in peace, Rowdy!

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

We are saddened and heartbroken to share the news of the passing of Kyle Busch, a two-time Cup champion and one of our sport's greatest and fiercest drivers. He was 41 years old.

We extend our deepest condolences to the Busch family, Richard Childress Racing and the entire motorsports community.