𝗖𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝟰𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵

Will draw cocks. For cash. Send £8.88 for A5 card, or £9.99 for greetings card (supplied with envelope) to

[𝗖𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝟰𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵 @willdrawcocks41]

Cocks for sale!

Cocks for sale!

Who will buy my shoddy cocks?

To buy a random cock on A5 card in a FANCY ‘Do Not Bend’ envelope, please send £8.88 to https://t.co/xHFfx5nReO along with the name of the person you would like it dedicated to. Oh and your address, of course!

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

Please follow and RT for a chance to win a bad drawing of yourself or a friend meeting a person of your choice, ‘worth’ £12*

Perhaps you’d like to meet Chris ‘Dead Eye’ Whitty?

*or you could just buy a pic by sending me twelve quids via PayPal link here: https://t.co/dh7ndmmE0t

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

Here is my friend Henry meeting professional gobbler, @GreggAWallace

Who would YOU like to meet?

#masterchef #henryhoover #wellactuallyitsavaccuumcleanernotahoover #gobblegobble

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

Someone paid me £12 and asked if I could draw their ‘knob-end’ brother enjoying an encounter with @Slash from @gunsnroses

I was happy to oblige

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

Someone couldn’t think of just what the hell to buy their colleague as a Secret Santa present, so they had the GENIUS idea of getting me to draw them meeting their hero, @idriselba

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

Some absolute wrong ‘un wanted their wife to meet Jimmy Savile. They gave me £12 so I was in no position to say “NO! THAT’S HORRENDOUS!”

Instead, I drew a lovely picture...

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

I’ve just designed my first ever children’s book cover. Just need someone to write it, now...

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

Who would YOU like to meet? Probably not this arsehole...

Pay me 12 of your golden pounds and I’ll draw a shoddy picture of you meeting a person or animal or fantastical creature of your choice...

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

Someone wanted their friend to meet dead salad sauce seller (and actor) Paul Newman. They gave me a few pounds (12 pounds) and I made their dreams come true.

Who would YOU like to meet?

#saladsauce #paulnewman #wouldliketomeet #rathershoddyart

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

Some kind gentleman commissioned me to draw a picture of his wife with her two favourite heart-throbs. Here she is with bread-botherer @PaulHollywood and rugbyist @RugbyBenCohen

Who would YOU like to meet?

[𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM]

“He’s going to like it, but not that much!”

Here’s my friend @ade_of_holywell who wanted to meet famous warlock and necromancer, Paul Daniels.

Who would YOU like to meet? Give us a few quid and I’ll make your tawdry dreams into sparkling reality...

[𝗖𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝟰𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵 @willdrawcocks41]

Trump with wotsit cock

work in awful progress

[𝗖𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝟰𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵 @willdrawcocks41]

Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, obviously...

[𝗖𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝟰𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵 @willdrawcocks41]

Someone has an interest in Abraham Lincoln and would like a drawing. Let’s hope they find his huge nob and balls interesting, too. #AbesBigCock

[𝗖𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝟰𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵 @willdrawcocks41]

Someone has requested a ‘Friends’ themed cock for their friend who is called Jen

[𝗖𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝟰𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵 @willdrawcocks41]

someone wanted a birthday card for their girlfriend who is called Elinor

so they paid me a little bit of money and I drew them a birthday card for their girlfriend who is called Elinor

[𝗖𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝟰𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵 @willdrawcocks41]

@brk4s The world was better then, back in them days

[𝗖𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝟰𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵 @willdrawcocks41]

@OctopusCaveman Worth a shot...

[BMS @cantbarzed]

Not what I asked for @willdrawcocks41 I asked for a picture of tits and cocks. I'm considering a requesting a refund

[Not Edwin Waugh @EdwinWaugh]

I asked @willdrawcocks41 to draw me a picture, just to help the guy out through Covid-19 really, and it might be the best tenner I have ever spent. Recommended - thanks feller! #BuryFc #UTS #StillaShaker #StillaCock @TwopTwips #bfc #DaleOut