Will Dubuque

I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.

programmer just trying to debug the universe

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@FBIDirectorKash @FBI well good thing our government officials don’t use a platform like Signal to communicate. Otherwise, that’d be quite the problem on your hands Mr. Patel

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

BREAKING: Jury sides with Afroman, who was sued by sheriff's deputies after he made a music video with surveillance of them raiding his home.

The deputies said posts & the music video caused "humiliation, ridicule, mental distress, embarrassment, & loss of reputation."

Afroman says his home was wrongly searched, and he accused the deputies of causing damage to his home. He also said they disconnected his security footage and stole $400.

[Cory Cullington @CoryCullington]

🤨

[alex @amullin836]

People saying Kevin Kelly needs to be shoved from the team are obviously brand new fans and weren’t here when he carried this pen’s ass the past two seasons

[Rays Communications @RaysPR]

The Tampa Bay Rays have reinstated RHP Kevin Kelly (left gluteal strain) from the 15-day IL and optioned RHP Connor Seabold to Triple-A Durham.

[Will Dubuque @willdubuque]

@MLB Won't that get their hair messy?

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

DoorDash, $DASH, and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments

[Live! Poker Room Maryland @LivePokerRoom]

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[Will Dubuque @willdubuque]

@DennisBackhaus @MGMNH_Poker I think the times are a little off, we finished 1A at right around 5 pm.

Not sure about 1B

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

From our earliest days, Black history has always been American history – and Black folks have profoundly shaped our American culture through music, art, literature, sports, and beyond. One month a year is not sufficient to celebrate the power of the movements and the people who have fought for the rights we enjoy today. That’s something that we have to do each and every day, as we strive to live up to their example and make sure our children and grandchildren remember their stories.

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

AriZona Iced Tea should run the economy

[Live! Poker Room Maryland @LivePokerRoom]

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Winner drawn 1/18/25 3PM.
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[ArlingtonCountyPD @ArlingtonVaPD]

Arlington, please keep an eye out for missing 80-yr-old Robert Williams, last seen in the 2200 block of N. Buchanan St. Described as 5'11", 180lbs, gray hair, brown eyes, wearing a camouflage jacket, gray shirt and dark pants. Call police with any information on his whereabouts.

[Will Dubuque @willdubuque]

@AlertChannel If you move, the voter registrar will still keep your data from your previous address. so when you vote it will mark the previous address as you also having voted.
The guy voted once and it marked all his addresses as voted so he cant vote again without getting flagged.

[Will Dubuque @willdubuque]

@TheAtlantic @zoeschlanger So, if you are what you eat, does that make me fireproof?

[Will Dubuque @willdubuque]

@Refiguy62 @LivePokerRoom Congrats! Great playing with you!

[Marc Topkin @TBTimes_Rays]

#Rays Kelly extends scoreless streak to 20.1 IP, and no-earned-run streak to 22 games/24.2 IP with a clean 9th

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

doing this but w a hot dog in the anacostia