Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his)

Lead Data Scientist at

[Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his) @willfortin]

@carrotcommander dude, that totally speaks to me

[Drew Steen @drdrewsteen]

The neverending postdoc hurts undergrads by distancing new profs (ex-postdocs) from their undergrad days #DeepThoughtsByDrewSteen

[Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his) @willfortin]

@efoRunner what do you meant attempt??

[Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his) @willfortin]

@efoRunner manifest destinyyyyyy!!!!!

[Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his) @willfortin]

@youngmatthewJ so does that mean Weird Al cannot get old?

[Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his) @willfortin]

@efoRunner you could always come visit

[Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his) @willfortin]

With the advent of science, we've lost out on a lot of really great excuses - Jonatron

[SV @SunnyV]

A Love unexplored is far worse than a broken heart.

[Matthew Young @youngmatthewJ]

"Tonight is a great night to sit on the curb with a 24 oz Bud and a Swisher Sweet looking tough" - guys in front of my apt. building

[Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his) @willfortin]

Does this beer taste funny or is that just my morning breath?

[Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his) @willfortin]

Why is there so much money for movies but not enough for writers?

[Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his) @willfortin]

Did those crows just say we're gonna die?

[Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his) @willfortin]

@efoRunner Ryanair? Also, with six hours why not go into town?

[Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his) @willfortin]

Labmate came in with Panda Express noodles and they kind of smell like Papa John's pizza to me right now. #foodonmymind

[Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his) @willfortin]

I'm wearing a knit hat in my house. It is so cold that the house can't keep up. I love Wyoming

[Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his) @willfortin]

If Notre Dame has an injury in a key position before the half, I predict that they win and Hollywood actually runs college football

[Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his) @willfortin]

Chips Ahoy cookies in a Ziploc in my coat pocket from last winter: go or no-go on eating them?

[Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his) @willfortin]

Cowboys and Aliens. The new Thanksgiving tradition

[Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his) @willfortin]

Working remotely is hard. 1 Access is painfully slow. 2 I'm suppose to be eating leftovers and drinking beers

[Will Fortin, Ph.D. (he/his) @willfortin]

Impromptu thanksgiving dinner!