Will

Writer. Aspiring business person.

[Will @willgmcdonald]

HEY TALIBAN! Guess what?

Love will prevail.

[The Baffler @thebafflermag]

In two new collections of Icelandic and Swedish fiction, Norse legends and pagan surrealists wrestle with modernity. As Will McDonald writes, the result is an industrialized present nevertheless touched by the arcane.
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[Will @willgmcdonald]

@heygurisingh Frankly, $300 is nothing. I’ve spent $15,000 in the last month on AI consultants I reply to on LinkedIn. It’s the best money I’ve ever spent and I plan to earn it all back babysitting.

[Will @willgmcdonald]

@Brushbeater Thank you, sir. Enforcing the law should be our top priority. Finding a cure for Anxiety is second.

[Will @willgmcdonald]

It is insane of the British to think they could ever make their own Lean. That is an American product made by Americans.

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@RevBlackNetwork Bobby Hill said that??

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@LukewSavage The Beatles are guilty of conforming to the thing they invented

[CC Sabathia @CC_Sabathia]

Ah damn Phil sorry you feel that way…see you 9/26/26 😂😂😂😂

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@dannyspud_ “No swearing in school!” Haha you narc ass little bitch

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@lisco_2000 Geese

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@elonmusk Yes, and thank you for depicting as a bar graph. Phallic imagery is sorely missing from modern analytics (another DEI casualty)

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@PerryALPHA “I am only taking what is rightfully mine,” she says as she looks upon the massive throne of children’s skulls. “I am Daenerys Pelosi, Mother of Pedophiles!”

The Libsguard take their knee.

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@InezFeltscher “Your husband served honorably in the war,” the leftist bureaucrat says. “But his thesis on The Costco Guys was improperly inclusive of Mother and Ashley.”

She cries tears of rage, unable to stop the force of her grip as it crushes the vape in her hand.

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@Cernovich “And to you, Mx. Ocasio-Cortez-Rothschild, I award you the Order of Goober.”

She is graceful in her honor (like Padme in the prequels).

“Thank you, Commandante Walz.”

They smile. The empire is in order. Or so they think…

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@EvaFox This video is AI

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@KevinPosobiec @CMDROpAtLargeCA The night is calm. A junior agent offers Bovino a cigarette. It’s a Lucky Strike, the kind his father smoked. He looks into the cold, Minneapolis sky.

“They may have won the battle,” Bovino says, “but we will win the next battle.”

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@andrewlawrence

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@kenklippenstein

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@kenklippenstein @substack Notes app screenshots like the rest of us

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@ostonox “bemlevolent”

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@yashalevine Gorbachev from his dacha in Crimea