Will Gordon

I mostly write about eating and drinking. He/him.

[Bhutlah Bobby @BhutlahBobby]

I really don't want to have to write this. This is my mom. Over the last 10+ years as her health has declined I've spent all my time taking care of her. She has severe COPD & is on oxygen full time with 25% lung function left. I'm in a rough spot & need to get her meds.

[Will Gordon @WillGordonAgain]

@radiomancymuse Hey man speak for yourself, I’m going to save a cool $50/yr on the expanded rent deduction, more than offsets all the givebacks to her beloved millionaires.

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@TerrenceDoyle So far the main thing I've learned about Maura Healy is that somewhere in her family there is a house worth more than whatever the old estate tax threshold was

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@dfoliver68 That's an interesting point (I haven't seen him play much but I believe you) about young QBs from supercolleges. Might take a while to accept that he'll never see anyone "Ohio State open" again in his career.

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War is the second saddest thing in the world, right behind pigeons who just stand around in the rain.

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You can argue that Mikorcle is or maybe one day will be good (I guess?) but the noodle arm is just a fact. Maybe a hall of fame noodle arm! But a noodle arm.

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@hamachi_crudo Gross. And is it illegal to write trans in a drink name now?

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@eric_time @AlwaysWinning1 Yeah these chumps aren't just white, they're Newport white.

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@dufrau bro, code me!

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@beerinator I’m sorry, pal. Alice always seemed like a fun roommate.

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@TheGurglingCod Shit. That totally works, if a juggalo is 40 and a phead is 65 and their main platform aligns on let’s party inclusively as we kinda fucked upedly but earnestly understand that notion… too powerful.

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Sometimes I think man why do I pay $3200 a month to live in a one bedroom by the dumb bar but then I go to the dumb bar and remember oh right, I love the dumb bar.

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@beerinator @FartSandwich Jon you eat 8 (with your mouth)

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Professor Buffet only got divorced once?? Love is real and rest in parrots, good sir.

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@AlwaysWinning1 I went last night and was shocked at how well behaved the crowd was, fewer fights than the average Jersey church service. The secret’s out: you people CAN behave, it just takes these most extraordinary circumstances.

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@scaggsvillan Casa Portugal in Inman Sq. Cambridge is, I'm told, very authentic, and the food's good.

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My cat loves watching tennis but pretends to be casual for dignity’s sake, which I respect because it’s my exact relationship to U2.

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@courtiseman I really like Mast Landing's Don't Look Back

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@TheTree @Jason Every morning boozer I've ever known drank vodka, not really sure why (I'm not talking street dudes who get whatever's cheapest; vodka makes sense there).

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@iamnotmattcote I’m shocked at how good he is at this