Will Hackett-Jones

British novelist living in Russia. YouTuber. Recovering translator & film subtitler.

[Will Hackett-Jones @willhj79]

@scottdoglovesit @ClarksonsFarm1 My mother had one of those just around the time I got my licence.
Lethal. Amazed I’m still alive, tbh.

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@vad3rt3sla I can’t wait till a bunch of Teslas parked on the same side of the street see me trying to squeeze into a space too small, and all just shimmy along a bit to give me more space.

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@Silver_____corp @restapai @GadSaad @IfindRetards we have a client for you.

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@jk_rowling I think we blokes need to get together and administer a bit of peer-group discipline to types like this.

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@fesshole Good work, son, keep things in order.

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@EdgeCGroup Loser.

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@CamillaTominey @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @DailyTPodcast How cute. You don’t understand the word “live”.

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@PerseusLeGrand Must visit.

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@restapai @GadSaad Oh so that’s welfare now is it?

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@Veryweirdgirl_ NZ

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@EllDRoss @ThrillaRilla369 I couldn’t walk for 3 days after doing the dishes in a sink that was too low.

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@ThrillaRilla369 I used a hammer that was too heavy. Aching wrist for 24 hours now.

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@mandolinaes Sure.

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@BarryHavenhand @matthew_driver How many train crashes have you been in?

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@mikepat711 You won’t believe what happens in your 40s!

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@tomough Farridge would never do any of that because he’s a tragic people pleaser.
Restore, however, would. They’ve even said so. Vote accordingly.

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@karol I guess you never remember to charge your phone, either.
Must be difficult.

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@RichParkerLab Grow a pair you coward.

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@bluewmist Getting up.

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@anon_opin Get a deposit paid.