William Garan

When my time's up, I remain as always, obediently yours.

[Tom Leonard @TomLeonard28]

The government has absolutely no business tracking how many miles you drive.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“When you don’t have ideas, all you have is hate.” -Dr. Abdul El-Sayed

No one has ever summed up Trump and the Republican Party more perfectly.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Are we supposed to pretend 18 million is more than 20 million?

[Libertarians against Trump @libertariansag]

The cult is going down.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Drove by a gas station, $6.20 a gallon. I miss
@BarackObama leadership.

[Page 16 @Page16models]

Curly haired Inde Navarrette hits different 😍🔥

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

Biden tried to wipe out $23 billion in student loans and republicans blocked it and fought it in court claiming we couldn’t afford it

So far we have spent$40 billion on the war in Iran and have still not gotten the strait of Hormuz open

Imagine how great the economy would be if that $23 billion was being spent by Americans in America.

[Shrine Vtuber | シュライン ⛩ @Shrine_Kumi]

Bad art is better than AI.
Bad art is better than AI.
Bad art is better than AI.
Bad art is better than AI.
Bad art is better than AI.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Congratulations maga. You did it!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Inde Navarrette will star in a new sci-fi thriller ‘THE WAFFLE HOUSE INDEX’ for Apple.

The film follows a Waffle House waitress who has a terrible night shift featuring a gunman, a mass flood, killer crocodiles, a nuclear explosion, a magical bunker under the Waffle House & aliens.

(Source: https://t.co/xfDOtNhHRR)

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Teenagers have started calling AI art "boomer art" and consider it cringe, and YouTubers have stopped using AI-generated thumbnails because teenagers find them cringe and won't click on them. I honestly couldn't be happier.

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 Exclusive: Transformers star Peter Cullen died from cardiac arrest. https://t.co/zktbI4p2wZ

[PUP. @ItsJustPup]

He's proving that it IS actually possible for a politician to not be a completely worthless parasite.

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Zohran Mamdani bans the use of AI in NYC public schools.

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

this is gonna be the first year that razor blades in halloween candy isn’t an unhinged conspiracy theory

[LvVStudios @LvVStudiosYT]

This is the best GIF ever made