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in love w/ @peakavery55 💓

[stormi williams @williamsstormi_]

So I think we as parents made the best decision to let our 3 yr old watch “Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny” because she is now OBSESSED. She always asks for “JB songs”. @tenaciousd @jackblack @GassLeak 🤘🤘

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Rewatching Step Brothers … so good

[stormi williams @williamsstormi_]

when it’s mixed with vodka or malibu, the answer is me.
worry bout yourself

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

who the FUCK іs keeping cranberry juice in business

[stormi williams @williamsstormi_]

this is me and @Swan___Song now😂 FaceTiming my sis is my fav 🥰

[stormi williams @williamsstormi_]

my 80yr old resident was talking about “BTK”, but kept calling him “BLT” and I just giggled the whole time 😂

[Yellowstone @Yellowstone]

Power has a price. The official #YellowstoneTV season 5 trailer is HERE! See you on Sunday November 13. Don't miss the special two-hour premiere event, only on @ParamountNet.

[stormi williams @williamsstormi_]

so my resident needed to get up for his haircut and he tried saying no.
me: “honey you look like a homeless person”
him: *gasps* “well you look even more homeless than me, did you even brush your hair?” *laughs and gives me a hug* 😂😂

[stormi williams @williamsstormi_]

a thread of things I hear my residents say:

90 something yr old woman: “I have NEVER seen so many fat people on tv as I do now, ick”

[stormi williams @williamsstormi_]

*in the dining room*
old lady 1: “do you wear a bra?”
old lady 2: “huh??”
old lady 1: “I asked if you wear a bra anymore”
old lady 2: “oh I stopped wearing those a longgg time ago, if they sag, they sag.🤷🏼‍♀️”

[Meryl Streep Fans @StreepersPH]

the scene: the fans:

[stormi williams @williamsstormi_]

Adulting is so cool when you get a new washer and dryer that connects to an app on your phone. I’m living for it🤩

[stormi williams @williamsstormi_]

You got this @thebotty ! #BelieveInBotts

[stormi williams @williamsstormi_]

@SenorCarrot this is a joke… right???? 😂

[Chris Botts @thebotty]

@williamsstormi_ @KoeWetzel Work hard, play hard

[stormi williams @williamsstormi_]

working @ 6am after the @KoeWetzel concert is not the move. what the hell

[stormi williams @williamsstormi_]

i washed & dried a pen in my favorite scrubs.🥲

[stormi williams @williamsstormi_]

my dementia residents stole my contact case and think it’s a good luck charm and won’t give it back. they’re also convinced I’m controlling their thoughts. dementia is such a weirdly horrible disease

[stormi williams @williamsstormi_]

i love when my dementia resident pulls the fire alarm and the whole fire department shows up at work🥲 what a great morning