Willis Hershey

Entirely out of control by Mennonite standards. I get paid to play with centrifuges

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@molecularmatcha That’s not what entrapment means.

Entrapment is when an officer tricks you into committing a crime you wouldn’t have committed otherwise.

Listening on a public frequency where people are talking about their speeding and then pulling them over is 100% legal and not entrapment

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@m_im_ha @Franc0Fernand0 C11/18 is so good tho

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@rasmalai Zig go swift rust ada ruby lisp fortran

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@dieluqy Ella Marija Lani Yellich-O’Connor is Lorde’s actual name and she’s credited on each track. Is this a joke?

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@SwitchyCm @Provokethoughtz Making the laws without considering the“if”s is how society falls apart

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Dissolve half an Imodium into a cappuccino for a gastronomically neutral perk-up beverage

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A very important thing to consider when choosing a dog is size, because when a German Shepherd inevitably dies in like 15 years you’re gonna have to dig a bigass hole or drag them to the nearest sewer manhole but you can literally just put a yorkie down the garbage disposal.

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Lol nevermind he’s just scared

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We’re going to war aren’t we

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@krandiash Paper cup

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@jsuarez @_injuly I learned pretty early to just not use floats

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The new Windows update is complete ass

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@Alaskacryptogi1 @aye_lass @Thekeksociety @NotoriousChirps They look like shavings because the magnet is making them clump together. It’s a powder when not in the presence of a magnet

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@inerati These sorts of things are why I’m endlessly thankful that I work in C

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Happy national sleepy day!

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Honestly they should’ve just given Sokka a taser

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Kohls is fun because all the prices are in terms of hypothetical dollars that you would be charged if everything wasn’t perpetually at least 40% off

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They keep trying to convince us that we live in the modern age but they still sell hummus in shallow ridgey tubs instead of gogurt tubes

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Lottery commercials in New York state are so weird like they don’t even have an uncanny-valley groundhog to encourage you to gamble

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Was driving to work this morning and the man on the radio was like “fun fact about today: try not to breathe!” and that’s how you know it’s gonna be a fun week